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cock sniffer

One who injests the fumes of the penis vigorously through their nostrils, up until the point where the cock gets vacuumed up into their nose, eventually stabbing the sniffers brain until they die a horrible cock-sniffy death.
Detective: I'm sorry Maam. I appears your daughter was killed in a cock-sniffing accident.

Mother: Whats that? Oh sorry, I was sniffing your cock.
by Cocksniff-Ologist June 24, 2003
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sniffaliffing

sam: i have the sniffles
tb: oh. so ur sniffaliffing
by toribmonkey123 February 8, 2007
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Pube Sniffer

Someone who likes to roll up pubic hairs and smoke the odor so they can taste their own balls in their mouths after a good smoke.
My friend George just rolled up a fat One. But i dont want to smoke it because he is such a Pube Sniffer
by Ian Cowie July 28, 2006
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drive by sniff

casually itching your poopy crack then sniffing your fingers.
man, my ass is itching. I better do a drive by sniff. ooooh! THAT REEKS NICE!
by cmoore April 18, 2004
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bean-sniff

A person who mooches off another person, for things like food, money, and a place to stay because they are too selfish and lazy to provide for themselves.
Person 1: "Why am I missing everything I bought today? I just left it right here on the counter"

Person 2: "Bro . . . I thought it was for me, isn't that why we went food shopping?"

Person 1: "Are you serious right now?! What a freaking Bean-sniff, you'll probably eat the turd I left in the toilet too."
by smoove65 January 26, 2011
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Pilson Sniff

When a man is caught in the act of sniffing another man's gooch while he's passed out.
"Dude, I woke up and there he was pulling a Pilson Sniff, like a Hoover vacuum all up under my junk."
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Ass sniff-itis

The smell of ass even when not presently sniffing one; The lingering effects from placing your nostril on someone's sweaty ass hole and deeply inhaling.
Michael was diagnosed with ass sniff-itis after spending the day with his boyfriend.
by J.Christo March 2, 2010
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