salsasharked

The state of being perpetually ignorant of pop-culture references.

He was going on and on about how much his job sucks and I said, "Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure." But that dude's totally salsasharked so it flew right over his head.

by Jober May 29, 2005

salsa

a quality guy with all the moves

look at him doin his salsa on her

by stalion tomo-salsa mat May 10, 2003

Chips and Salsa

The disgusting act of vomiting inside an open vagina and then having intercouse

This act would therefore simulating a chip dipping into a bowl of salsa.

Usually done with Latina women for added lulz.

I gave her some "Chips and Salsa" last night.

"I just shared some serious chips and salsa with my latina maid."
Cool story, bro.

by Rhapaw June 23, 2010

Salsa Surprise

This is a few step process. Step 1, eat greasy food and stomach - disturbances throughout the coarse of a day. Step 2, convince your partner to get in a 69 position with you for intercourse. Step 3, At the end of your little session, when you are about to shoot one out, turn around and diarrhea right into his/her mouth. They wouldve expected something else, but instead you gave them a Salsa Surprise! Hilarious. (Ed. Note - Corn is highly acceptable and even promoted for this certain occurence. Make sure you eat loads full.)

This is awesome...amazingness....know what else is amazing? (Diarrheas in the mouth) A SALSA SURPRISE! Can't go wrong.

by Zachary S. October 15, 2007

Saggy Salsa Sleeve

The act of filling a non-english speaking woman's vagina and/or rectum with hot salsa then dipping tortilla chips into the designated area and then you proceed to force-feed the chips to her.

Note: the woman must be upside down in order to keep the salsa from dripping out.

Guy 1: So, how far did you get with your girl last night?
Guy 2: I rounded third base with the Saggy Salsa Sleeve.
Guy 1: :O! WTF111!!!1
Guy 2: .....yeah.

by LatinoLover69 May 2, 2010

Salsabila

A beautiful woman with sexy body. Her big boobs and ass are amazing. Combined with her stunning face, she can makes any guys fall for her!

She's a salsabila.

by ErenYeager91 November 23, 2021

Salsa Slap

The act of slapping someone with one or more packets of mild salsa from The Bell.

As Matt plotted against her, she inadvertently salsa slapped him.

by bell lovers October 19, 2008