Bob: buys girl a plane
Joe: why did u do that ur not even dating
bob: i know I was being nice
Joe: ur a simp
Joe: why did u do that ur not even dating
bob: i know I was being nice
Joe: ur a simp
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by Hexo February 16, 2020
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3. Look at that boy Simpin to the hoe.
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