Simp

When a guy puts his girl on his Instagram Story, but never the boys

Guys did you see Doubz's instagram story? What a simp.

by Goirish831 April 4, 2020

Simp

Simp is what you call a male feminist that adores E-girls.

It could also be a guy who wants to bang a girl and defends her from everything.

Another example of a simp is Finn from adventure time.

Random guy Chad: e-girls are dumb!
Random guy Brian: Not all of them, some of them aren't and--
Random guy Chad: Shut the fuck up you fucking simp!

by Nutwagon March 12, 2020

simp

Short for simpleton

Commonly used among Australian IRC users.

(14:55:09) (+DooGseY--) you goddamn simp

by BombBomb November 23, 2003

Simp

A guy who exerts all of his life force on some mediocre pussy for no good reason. Common simps are Sebastian, Ryan, Anthony, and Daniel.

Both Ryan and Sebastian were simping over the new girl.

by Hexo February 16, 2020

Simp

Another word for wanksta, A bitch, or SUCKA. /Orgin: California

v. Simpin

1.These fake ass thugs are simps.
2. All these These rappers are on the radio are fake thugs. They should call it Simp Hop, Not Hip Hop.
3. Look at that boy Simpin to the hoe.

by Khmao Verbalist November 12, 2004

Simp

A person who acts hard infront of his friends but then is a little wimp infront of his girlfriend

Kevin is a simp because he acts hard on maplestory then begs his gf for forgiveness and marriage

by KingFlashBoii January 11, 2012

Simp

The abbreviation for Sucker Idiolising Mediocre Pu$$y. A simp is a weak man who overvalues women. He will do anything. A classic example is Simon from the Inbetweeners, who simps after Carli all day in the hopes of getting with her. Most simps are often below-average, unfit, hairy and stinky, and have no self-awareness to the point they think they have a chance with a fit girl. Lol. Don't be a simp.

Simp: I am incredibly sorry to all the womxn in the world for my the patriarchy. Every womxn I see running for office, I will vote! Every victim of the patriarchy shall receive $50 from my bank account!
Man (bc simps aren't real men): No, please don't. Go shave.

by bigboobies007 August 3, 2020