Shiny Umbrella

noun:

1. a fully erect penis, shaven such that it shimmers in the sunlight

2. a flaccid penis, shiny with saliva from a recent blowjob

1. Dude #1: Hey man, check out my shiny umbrella.

Dude #2: Wow, you didn't miss a hair. No homo

2. Girl: Then I got up from my knees and saw the shiny umbrella I had left him with

by Halogenic June 9, 2017

Shiny charizard

Shiny charizard is everyone's favourite shiny Pokemon on Pokemon go

Somebody: I don't like shiny charizard

:Somebody else then quit Pokemon go

by Coco gamingart May 22, 2019

Shinyumbreon696

A gamer who can’t be beat in the rainbow six franchise. He might have a higher lose streak then win but when he is on your team you better sit back and let him carry you.

Hey look it “shinyumbreon696” wow I heard he was the best “rainbow six siege” player in the United States. Yeah so let’s sit back and watch this blood bath take place.

by UmbreonGaming October 30, 2019

captain shiny

Person with a bald head that you can normally see yourself in. its kind of like having a mirror but its living.

TY: AHOY CAPTAIN SHINY!!!
Gary the bus driver: DAMN IT DONT CALL ME THAT.
TY: Anything you say shiny top.
(Ty walks away)
Gary: asshole.

by skaterboy December 30, 2007

Ooh shiny syndrom

A person that immediately becomes distracted by any shiny or glittery object while they were thinking, speaking, or doing something.

The passenger suddenly gets distracted from giving the driver directions by pointing and yelling, "ooh shiny" to the billboard they pass. This is ooh shiny syndrom.

by mPhatty306 January 20, 2022

Shinyodd

A piece of shit of a YouTuber

Shinyodd made the blyatmobile reacter 4

by Shinypenis March 27, 2020

shiny

Adjective describing someone who desires a bump of any powdered drug for the purpose of avoiding the comedown and continuing the high. The term relates to another phrase, powder one's nose. The mainstream understanding of "powder one's nose," however, has forced users to come up with this similar reference to "needing a bump." Mostly self-proclaimed and used in settings (such as a party or a club) in which not all people present are aware that drugs are present. The declaration usually precedes one or more users retreating to a more private atmosphere, such as a bathroom, to snort the drug.

(During a crowded house party celebrating Mike's birthday, Alex rises from his chair and begins weaving through the people. On his way to the bathroom, he meets his friend, Chris, a fellow cokehead.)

Chris - How you doin', bud?
Alex - I'm going to the bathroom; I'm shiny. You want to join me?
Chris - Right behind you.

by Finnias Merchant May 10, 2006