Shlong

Short and long depending on variables.

My cat has a shlong dick!

by TheManHymnself March 21, 2019

shlong

penis

jackson came on my shlong

by chxikwn May 8, 2019

long shlong

LONG PENIS or hot dog

that man had a long shlong

by im someone October 29, 2020

Shlong

Slang for penis. Usually is big.

Wow. Look at that shlong!

by DarylDixionIII May 12, 2014

sHlong

A mans third leg

Keep playing with me I'ma hit you with sHlong.

by Prøblemz6k May 21, 2024

Shlong

A big penis both in length and girth.

“His shlong left me wounded.”

“My shlong can’t decide which way to hang.”

by Sherzzer August 7, 2018

shlong donkey

This is a word you can't ignore.

These are words you can't ignore; SHLONG DONKEY!!

by Magg Pies April 4, 2016