Ooh shiny syndrom

A person that immediately becomes distracted by any shiny or glittery object while they were thinking, speaking, or doing something.

The passenger suddenly gets distracted from giving the driver directions by pointing and yelling, "ooh shiny" to the billboard they pass. This is ooh shiny syndrom.

Ooh shiny syndrom by mPhatty306 January 20, 2022

hard shiny plastic

party girls that cant resist the hot boy, and rely on each other when all else fails. theres more to us then youll ever know. were emos, and were bitches. wed rather eat then actually be skinny. we like to save planes and ride air men. we love boys, but know they'll break our hearts. we love life and wouldnt trade these nights we wont remember with friends we'll never forget for ANYTHING.

The definition of hard shiny plastic is emily and kim, and you like it.

hard shiny plastic by emily April 11, 2005

sir shiny 

Term of affection for a policeman, with extremely shiny boots.

Oh please don't arrest me Sir Shiny, have i been a bad girl? Are you going to handcuff me?

sir shiny by DottieVATmistress May 17, 2016

omg shiny 

It's when they, ooooh, concentrate on what is superficial and new rather that what is basically essential for things to actually work.
The reference is to a Bhuddist concept of the slightly manic attraction to 'shiny' things, which turn out to be useless when you get them.

Note: Bhuddists don't have god(s) in the same sense as other religions.

... not just a hobbyist problem, it's an omg shiny problem. They don't care to work on the important maintenance stuff when they can do leading-edge trendy ...

omg shiny by methuzla August 19, 2016

sergeant shiny skull 

When your hairline is on the back of your head.

Mr. Williamson is Sergeant shiny skull. You can see the future through his head.

sergeant shiny skull by Billycheesestick March 11, 2017

MR.SHINY 

MR.SHINY can only come out once-in-a-lifetime. The one who is Destined for this has to lose themselves completely Before they realize. That their the SHINY one As the world comes crashing down at the end, they will catch it with one hand With a smile on their face and stars in their eyes. Their laughter will echo throughout the whole world. And once they realize this there won't be anything that can stop them This is someone who sees everyone for what they truly are It's impossible to pull anything over their head.

"That laughter, can you hear it? It's MR.SHINY" ✨️❣️

MR.SHINY by Shinylb November 21, 2023

The Shiny 

Shiny. When used if someone has a bald head, or a very low haircut like a buzz cut. Shiny relates to the sun shining on there head making it shiny. (jahye made this up btwtwtw)

Person 1: Bro look at the teachers head.
Person 2: YOO he got the shiny.
Person 1: Fr

The Shiny by someranomdnynigga December 30, 2023