When you and your bro finish a hot sweaty gym session then trade blowjobs after the gym to release your tension. Added benefit of getting extra protein to fuel your muscle growth.
After the gym, my friend gave me a brotein shake straight from the tap. Delicious and my muscles are looking huge!
by Brotein69 August 14, 2022
Get the Brotein Shakemug. Common symptom of a deadly hangover, when every fiber of your being aches, shivers and prays for death. The only known cure is copious apple juice or greasy foods. To be avoided if possible. May also be used as a synonym for hangover in general.
Person A: "Hm, it seems John has passed out on the carpet"
Person B: "Man, he's going to be ridden with the Death Shakes tomorrow"
Person X: "AUGHH WHHYYY HRBGLEGBW"
Person Y: "Here's some coffee, it'll help with the Death Shakes. I hope you've learned a lesson from this"
Person B: "Man, he's going to be ridden with the Death Shakes tomorrow"
Person X: "AUGHH WHHYYY HRBGLEGBW"
Person Y: "Here's some coffee, it'll help with the Death Shakes. I hope you've learned a lesson from this"
by Imp_the_shrimp July 9, 2011
Get the Death Shakesmug. any action performed by or in mockery of a cuacasian (white) person attempting to dance. Also, an alternate term used to describe a "cracka' dance" or "whiteboy jig".
When James heard his favorite song playing on the radio, he busted out a saltine shake that more closely resembled seizures than dance moves.
by Broseph Roseph August 3, 2007
Get the saltine shakemug. A slight shake of the head, meaning you screwed up so bad, that the other side can only shake their head. Or, other side is fed up with your shit.
Example 1:
Bob: DUDE! I ate a porcupine -- when it was still ALIVE!
Freddy: *Shake of the head*
Example 2:
Bob: Dude, I climbed Mt. Everest, pulled of my helmet, para-glided down, and landed on my head! And the only evidence I have is this small scratch on my elbow!
Freddy: *Shake of the head*
Bob: DUDE! I ate a porcupine -- when it was still ALIVE!
Freddy: *Shake of the head*
Example 2:
Bob: Dude, I climbed Mt. Everest, pulled of my helmet, para-glided down, and landed on my head! And the only evidence I have is this small scratch on my elbow!
Freddy: *Shake of the head*
by freddymcbob January 13, 2015
Get the shake of the headmug. In New England area a milk shake is made of ice cream blended with milk, a milk shake is thicker than milk but not as thick as a frappe, thus a jizz shake is when you describe a guy's cum as not to thick and not to watery
by Jerry and Brian August 10, 2003
Get the jizz shakemug. To shake hands like a douchebag. A ridiculous handshake. When a douchebag starts off to shake your hand with his elbow far up and out.
by ZeeLeader July 13, 2012
Get the Douche Shakemug. The handshake of someone who has a "smoke" or "smoke meat"(meaning small penis). The handshake usually shows a lack of confidence by being too loose, or arrogance by being far too firm. More likely it will be loose, but occasionally it may be extremely firm due to the male with the smokes excessive weigh lifting in an attempt to compensate for his smoke. Other known signs of small genitalia may be an indicator that someone has a smoke shake.
Ray:Bro, that guy had a fucking smoke shake.
Stevie: Dude, I know, felt like I was shaking a dead fish. He must have a really smoke ass smoke.
Stevie: Dude, I know, felt like I was shaking a dead fish. He must have a really smoke ass smoke.
by g9aul August 10, 2009
Get the Smoke Shakemug.