Turkey screwing

When one tries to have sex with anyone resembling the look of a turkey. Usually a very mature person with the small amount of skin hanging from their neck. Also having a small body.

Dave: Did you see Ron last night?
Rowan: No, why?
Dave: He hit the retirement home and did a little turkey screwing!
Rowan: Eww... Ron's nasty..

by ShilohGenerals83 October 24, 2008

Screw the Mooch

A level above mere "screwing the pooch" – i.e., the act of screwing up so badly and losing that it compares to former White House Communications Director Anthony "Mooch" Scaramucci's irreparable (possibly tragic) mistakes felt on a global scale.

You really did "screw the mooch" for all of us when you lost our biggest account and called the client's wife a huge slut. You know how hard it was to get that business with the Saudi Arabin king?!

by Grantasmo July 31, 2017

Hulu and Screw

When you're too poor to afford netflix so you use hulu with your bae

Guy: My netflix subscription is gone...so, Hulu and Screw?

Girl: As long as i get fucked while watching Twilight I'm in.

by MrShitInYourHouse774 March 30, 2016

Japanese Screw

It is when a woman is on top and spins clockwise and the man spins anti clockwise.

John properly Japanese screwed me last night.

by Harold J Pensworth May 12, 2015

royal screw

When someone is a targeted individual by some kind of evil bully and gang stalking initiative and is sent into the twilight zone of evil torture probably motivated by one punk jealousy and the victim is put into a set of impossible and cruel unusual circumstances to lead to end of life and destruction of life. nothing seems to fit laws or nature and the person is royally fuckt for life.. without justice without concern and is pushed into the trash. while devils laughs....

The evil guy hated on his exgirl friends and got a wolfpack of scum as himself to initiate a royal screw... leaving her brain damage speechless , unable to thrive and left alone to die by toxic dysfunctional family.

by assole magnet September 17, 2021

Up Screwed

When things are so messed up it has gone backwards on itself.

This job is so backwards it's up screwed.

by Holger B November 6, 2011

Screw Flu

(n.) A synonym for a sexually transmitted disease. Applies to any ailment contracted during intercourse, e.g. herpes, chlamydia, influenza, etc.

After homecoming, Deb had to go to the clinic; she caught a touch of the screw flu.

by Cap10 August 14, 2009