Sticky screen

When you ejaculate and get cum on your phone

Damnit, I have a sticky screen again

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Screen Hawking

When a co-worker, or nosy individual, walks behind your computer/workstation, staring at your screen as they pass, to try and figure out what you're doing.

"I was working on my month end close, and Socially Akward Penguin kept walking behind me, screen hawking and mouth breathing"

by Screen Hawked January 12, 2012

screen wank

The action required to scroll through a long list on a touch phone / tablet.

You'll need to screen wank to get to the bottom one.

by vtraveller September 13, 2013

SCREEN FREEZE

it is when a girl stops to pick something up so you snap a pic and then ram your dick inside your computer and jizz into it until your screen dies

i just screen freezed the shit out your computer

by PegaASUS December 10, 2019

Blue Screen

When your computer is either infected with a virus or has had an error. Basically a windows orgasm

Friend 1: Bruh my computer just blue screened what do I do.
Friend 2: Take that shit to at&t

by massivefuckinganimetitties April 25, 2022

Privacy-Screen

A commonly used office device for your computer screen. Initially used for "privacy". Now more commonly used to goof off at work without having to worry as much about shoulder surfers or your boss checking what your working on.

My job has been so stressful lately, but now that I got this new privacy-screen I don't have to 'look' busy all day. It's great!

by warcraftwoman August 2, 2010

Screen Equity

The portion of space content occupies on a screen.

Post that photo in 4x5 instead of 1x1, it takes up a lot more screen equity and will gain more attention.

by Novomiro July 20, 2020