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im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance

when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.
"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"

"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"
by Krkič November 8, 2020
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Scare-ity

Scare-ity – Same meaning as fear. Being scared of something, to have a phobia.
Example1: Spiders are one of my scare-ities.

Example2: Scare-ity is a word made up by a drunk man named Larry that can’t think of the word fear or phobia.
by Latina_Lorie August 20, 2009
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Scareful

The art of exercising caution while frightened out of one's wits.
If you're going down to the old boathouse armed only with a torch at this time of night to investigate the strange goings-on, unexplained disappearances, and terrifying noises, then just make sure you're scareful.
by OnTheFirm March 23, 2010
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Mind Scare

When you begin thinking dirty or inappropriate thoughts and you fall under the impression that somebody is reading your mind, and are disgusted at you.

This emotion is usually triggered from a dirty look, or a que, but usually it is actually made up to scare yourself.

Symtoms include:
Nausea
Vomiting
High blood pressure
Stroke
Awkward boner
Emotional eating

Triggers:
Your mom doing yoga
Thinking about your dog and peanut butter at the same time
Parents going through divorce

Cures:
Going to the bathroom for a few minutes
Go into room and play loud music
Play old computer games
Dream about owning a big ass chain
Bullet to the brain
Guy 1: the other day, my best friend took her top off in class when the teacher wasn't looking, and when I got home I sware my stepdad was reading my mind.

Guy 2: sounds like you became a victim of a mind scare.

Guy 1: is there any treatment?

Guy 2: I think the best course of action is a bullet to the brain.
by Caseyds620 January 22, 2011
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Scared Moose

When a man is behind a woman, doggy style, the man pulls out and sticks it in her ass. When she turns around to look at the man he raises his hands behind her head, palms spread and thumbs touching the ears.
Change lanes and when her eyes get big give her antlers... scared moose!
by maninja19 December 9, 2010
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Picture scared

Being scared of viewing pictures or videos because of some Gorey or grotesque image that may randomly pop up.
Many picture scared people will turn their sound all the way down to prevent the screaming that the image or video produces.
Tony:Hey devon,do you think this picture is "fixed"?

Devon:dunno turn your sound down just incase.

Devon:lol,u picture scared?

Tony: no.
by Converse_Dottor February 17, 2009
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scare-mo

Homosexual and/or Elmo dressed up as a scarecrow.
Dan's Scare-mo costume totally rocks.
by Jesseho January 31, 2014
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