San Diego Santa Clause

When you jizz on her face to make a beard and then say “Ho Ho Ho”

I messed up and gave my girl a San Diego Santa Clause. She was pissed

by ScumbagsAnonymous January 31, 2021

San Diego dog pile

When you and at least four of your friends carve a pit into the ground and defecate into it, then proceed to mud wrestle in the resulting pile of excrement

“Hey man, me and my friends where gonna go do a San Diego dog pile, wanna join?”

by Ezekiel Matchett 🔰 August 5, 2022

San Diego Wine Press

The sexual act of forcing one or two testicles into the anus of your sexual partner.

"The only thing more intimate than anal is a classic San Diego Wine Press."

"Bobby and Jill really sealed the deal last night with a San Diego Wine Press."

"Ski ball!? How about instead get do a San Diego Wine Press?"

by Thahash May 14, 2022

San Diego welcome

To kiss someone while they are sitting on a toilet and taking a poop.

Sarah suprised me with a San Diego welcome on our anniversary.

by DudeMacDudeington June 22, 2022

San Diego Jackhammer

When you eat pop rocks and give someone a blowjob at the same time

Dude, I just got a San Diego Jackhammer

by Jackdimmadomeee July 28, 2018

San Diego Double Fuck

When you have a closing shift but you need to open the next day. Also called clopening.

Dan Schneider: "What do you mean you have to work tomorrow morning? Didn't you just close?"
Rob Dyrdek: "They hit me with the San Diego Double Fuck man. I have to go in again."

by paycheckbingus November 6, 2023

san diego super soaker

The act of riding the male member and/or equivalent to the point of causing your partner to squirt numerous times causing a flash flood.

Ali was riding me earlier and gave me and my mattress a San Diego super soaker.

by Alie the red 10 December 8, 2017