Saggy bagel

A term used by losers to define a person who has saggy breasts or a fat person in general.

Dude, you're a Saggy bagel

I don't care, you're a loser -___-

by Bigbootybuttcheeks January 17, 2011

Pulling a saggy pants

When saggy pants gets angy and trys to roast
he cries

Did he pulling a saggy pants?

by gay-er-son June 12, 2022

saggy headlights

Large, saggy tits which tend to protrude from bras.

Bill: "Bruh, your mom's saggy headlights burned my eyes out!"
Jack: "Sorry, it's not my fault."
Bill: "Whose fault is it then?"
Jack: " My dad's! He titfucked her good."

by XenosKhalden July 23, 2016

Saggy (person)

A middle aged man who shines like a neutron star, great personality but a bit of a dickhead. Loves a pint and a booze up down the club. Has a secret admirer usually by the name of paul

Is that saggy (person)?

by Skennett May 15, 2025

saggy sasquatch

A woman with exteremely saggy tits and hairy arms commonly wears a grape shirt

Look at that saggy Sasquatch! Shes like a waterfall of saggy skin

by It's.iggy.igz April 22, 2016

Saggy Post

A post or some form of uploaded media to the internet that was submitted around a decade ago.
The post is old and was not widely popular at any time of its being. Some of these posts are seen by people on the internet by people in the present and it is peculiar how they got there. There is usually no way to find the person responsible to that post without extensive research.

Boy: "Dude what's this picture of an old iPod and a girl with it?"
Boy 2: "Oh I'm not sure, I was just scrolling through the internet and it's from 2007... A Saggy Post"
Boy: "Huh, neat."
Boy: *Likes and comments on the post*

by OrangeSponge! January 14, 2019

saggy skin flute

When a young woman or man give a blow job to a really old fat man

Trace quit playing the saggy skin flute

by Dipshitmicfindercunt June 23, 2016