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Saggy bagel

A term used by losers to define a person who has saggy breasts or a fat person in general.
Dude, you're a Saggy bagel

I don't care, you're a loser -___-
by Bigbootybuttcheeks January 17, 2011
mugGet the Saggy bagelmug.

Pulling a saggy pants

When saggy pants gets angy and trys to roast
he cries
Did he pulling a saggy pants?
by gay-er-son June 12, 2022
mugGet the Pulling a saggy pantsmug.

saggy headlights

Large, saggy tits which tend to protrude from bras.
Bill: "Bruh, your mom's saggy headlights burned my eyes out!"
Jack: "Sorry, it's not my fault."
Bill: "Whose fault is it then?"
Jack: " My dad's! He titfucked her good."
by XenosKhalden July 23, 2016
mugGet the saggy headlightsmug.

Saggy (person)

A middle aged man who shines like a neutron star, great personality but a bit of a dickhead. Loves a pint and a booze up down the club. Has a secret admirer usually by the name of paul
Is that saggy (person)?
by Skennett May 15, 2025
mugGet the Saggy (person)mug.

saggy sasquatch

A woman with exteremely saggy tits and hairy arms commonly wears a grape shirt
Look at that saggy Sasquatch! Shes like a waterfall of saggy skin
by It's.iggy.igz April 22, 2016
mugGet the saggy sasquatchmug.

Saggy Post

A post or some form of uploaded media to the internet that was submitted around a decade ago.
The post is old and was not widely popular at any time of its being. Some of these posts are seen by people on the internet by people in the present and it is peculiar how they got there. There is usually no way to find the person responsible to that post without extensive research.
Boy: "Dude what's this picture of an old iPod and a girl with it?"
Boy 2: "Oh I'm not sure, I was just scrolling through the internet and it's from 2007... A Saggy Post"
Boy: "Huh, neat."
Boy: *Likes and comments on the post*
by OrangeSponge! January 14, 2019
mugGet the Saggy Postmug.

saggy skin flute

When a young woman or man give a blow job to a really old fat man
by Dipshitmicfindercunt June 23, 2016
mugGet the saggy skin flutemug.

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