im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance

when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.

"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"

"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"

by Krkič November 08, 2020

shittingly scared

When you are so scared that your bowel movement increases and you feel like you are about to shit

When my SAT scores were about to be anounced i was shittingly scared

by CrazyCosmonaut September 15, 2019

Scared of the big S

Scared of the left side of the politics. Communism, socialism and leftism is your fear.

Real Americans are scared of the big S

by Baudet for president November 01, 2023

Scared boy with a gun

1. A little kid (5-10) who is home alone watching TV until someone breaks in, the boy hears this and grabs his dads gun he does not know how to use it but he's gonna protect his home even if he can. holding the gun had made him so scared he peed in his pants/underwear. 2. One of the things an alternate said to a character in the mandela catalogue.

1. That scared boy with a gun news report was crazy, i can't believe a 5 year old kid tried to shoot a gun!
2. Scared boy with a gun, sound familiar?

by Sol heman December 20, 2023

suicide scare

What someone feels when their suicidal/depressed friend sends them a message like ‘sorry’ or ‘I love you’ really late at night and they panic

Person 1: “I love you”
Person 2: “OH SHIF NONONONO DONT KYS PLEASE PLEASE IM HAVING A SUICIDE SCARE”

by RexTheHamsterYT February 26, 2024

Scared Leopard

The scared Leopard hides in Bondi taunting the tough Novocastrian pilchard. When invited for a box, always hides in the tree..

Jesus your such a scared leopard, come down for a box

by pilchard September 08, 2013

Scared High

When you smack the mid one too many times and you begin to feel too zooted. It can be especially scary for beginners and can cause full blown panic attacks. For seasoned veterans it’s hardly a worry since they’ve experienced this thousands of times. It can become somewhat of a hobby to force yourself to get scared high and see how you react.

Friend 1: “I smoked a .5 reggie blunt of some Stinkpuss OG and immediately became scared high”
Friend 2: “The way she goes my guy the way she goes.”

by TBahamaswag1234 June 10, 2020