ryan clarke

Oxford united player most commonly known on fifa 11 for being the shittist goalie on the game. Some say a person with no arms or legs could do better and i think they are not far off the truth. Many still live in hope that he might brake both his arms that way he might improve.

(example of spectators)

Spectator 1: OH NO something terrible has happend

Spectator 2: What?

Spectator 1:Ryan Clarke is in Goal.....

Spectator 2:God save us all

by samsfat June 8, 2011

Ryan Littlejohn

A rare majestic ginger unicorn. When women set eyes on a Ryan Littlejohn they freeze like a deer in the headlights as they watch this majestic creature cross their path.

That was totally a Ryan Littlejohn!

by GingerUnicorn July 6, 2016

Ryan fu

plural for alcoholic,

Oh look, its a ryan fu

by JJPDSOAJ June 22, 2018

Ryan Torres-ing

forcefully grab a female by the waist and face and agressively kisses her

*person in distance sees guy grab girl*
Guy #2: *shouts for all to hear* YO HE IS RYAN TORRES-ING HER

by George Drago March 21, 2019

Ryan Patino

That dirty little cum slut who says he will be right back and comes back 3 hours later

Ryan Patino: I’ll be right back

1:20pm
Me: ok
4:20pm
Ryan Patino: I’m back, sorry I watched 2 movies

Me: you’re gay

by Luke “Daddy” Hansen May 15, 2019

Ryan Hogan

Literally the fattest thing on earth

Person 1: You heard about the new world record for fattest person on earth
Person 2: You talking about Ryan Hogan.

by Enus isakoovic February 23, 2020

ryan leung

ryan leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeung

Person 1: i'm ryan leung
Person 2: oh really
Person 1: yea
Person 2: so its ryan leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeung

by UniversalSpace October 31, 2020