Wobbly Russian

You are taking your semi-erect penis and jacking it vigorously. Then, you take a shot of vodka and put it down your semi-erect penis hole before you cum into someone’s mouth, so they are drinking vodka while you are making it snow.

Lizzo didn’t want to fuck sober so I pulled a Wobbly Russian on her.

by Stumphugger69 February 25, 2020

Russian Feint

Any attack or other operation by the Russian military that fails, regardless of scale or losses.

Person 1:"Man, the Russians got their asses kicked last week
Person 2:"Don't you see you ignorant westoid, it was a brilliant Russian Feint, the invasion is preceding exactly as planned!"
Person 1:"They committed twenty divisions and half the VDV to it, and lost most of them."
Person 2:"Your point?"

by paul6334 September 6, 2022

russian choker

When you cum down yo girl's throat then wrap your penis around her neck

Bro I couldn't think of any other way to get out of sex I had to use a Russian choker

by Friiedpickle78 November 5, 2021

Russian Ship

Russian ship, go fuck yourself
#freeUkraine

Snake Island - I'm a Russian warship
...
Chadkrainians: Russian Ship, go fuck yourself

by bigboipete February 28, 2022

Russian Army

An “army filled with corruption, lack of training, no will to fight, equipment older than your grandpa, and so incompetent that it will made zhukov throw a temper tantrums.

Dimitri: Dude ivan said he found a washing machine in Ukraine

Boris: nah he’s in the Russian Army you? He probably stole it from someones home

by Russian warship go fuck urself January 18, 2023

Russian

OKE SINKO we get it, nisi moro kopirat 3 puta ccc sramota te pojela!

LAKUUU NOoOoOCCCCCC!!!!

by EXACTLY May 4, 2004

the russian truffle

When two people, one usually from russian descent shit on eachothers foreheads and head-butt eachother.

The other day i watched a video of two people performing the russian truffle.

by i create art December 28, 2009