bromophobia

dislike or prejudice against two straight men engaging in a close friendship.

Megan suffers from bromophobia, she thinks her boyfriend loves Jack more than her.

by releasethebeast55 January 15, 2023

Homophobia

CoMe On GuYs NoBoDy Is AfRaId Of GaY pEoPlE!

Hym "Ha! Jordan... Cowardly? Did you just cry homophobia? You DID! He just cried homophobia! 'What do thay think is going to happen?' I mean, it's not a thought it's a statistical reality. They aren't going to be attracted to them because women aren't attracted to 90% of the men. And the framing of it is what's dishonest about it (See Bertrand Russel's criticism of Socrates) and it ties back into my definition of 'The Good One' frame (Did I do that one?). 'Can't see another explanation' Ok.... In the context of the social contract (of which you are an ideologue), what are the roles? Men bare the burden of responsibility for the broader society and for womens safety, security, AND (in your own words as 'women only (not only. I know you didn't say only and I know you're seeing the word ONLY with your bitch eyes and thinking 'well I didn't say ONLY so that's not what I said') commit crimes when they are manipulated by psychopathic men) wrongdoing and what is woman's responsibility? Get fucked? I was going to be generous but nah... What boundaries should women have on their behavior? None? Men have plenty of boundries imposed on them. There would be MORE boundries if the feminists had their way. How about wear a hat? No? That's too much? Ok. How about being held to the same standards? No? Still too much? I mean, it must be. I'm still not getting any offers to come fuck a legally incompetent assbuger in a group home. I mean, it sounds like Iran is the exact opposite of here."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2023

Fomophobia

A rare form of fomo whereby the fear of missing out is so great it causes the person to say yes to every scenario or situation they are aske to participate in. If not delt with the sufferer will sooner or later become severely depressed and burnt out as they cannot fulfill all the experiences they would like to I.e. What they were currently doing and the situation they were asked to participate in.

Person 1:Hey do you remember Ginny down from second street? She used to be the life of every party in town and then some. She never said no to anything. I heard she hardly leaves home though these days.

Person 2:Yes, worst case of fomophobia I've ever seen. Never said no until she was physically unable to say yes.

by Dedraterdater February 9, 2023

Homophobia

Someone who is scared of gay/lesbian people.

"Hey, did you see that guy yesterday?"
"Yeah, he's scared of those two people being happy."
"Then he has Homophobia."

by InJKDLHDny8 February 22, 2023

Homophobiaphobia

Hatred towards people who are averse to homosexuality, especially when directed at people whose "homophobia" does not hurt anyone.

Tom hates gays and does everything he can to prevent them from getting jobs and living their lives in peace. He is an extreme homophobe, and it would be reasonable to hate him. Jerry is disgusted by what gays do, but he doesn't try to take away the rights of gays. His friend George asked "what do you think about homosexuality?", and Jerry said "I find it disgusting". George replied "I disagree with you, but you have a right to your opinion", because he does not have homophobiaphobia. But Phil overheard, and he shouted "You monster! I'm going to 'out' you on social media, and boycott your family business until it goes bankrupt, so your family will lose their home, and I will make sure everyone treats you like garbage for the rest of your life!"

Phil has extreme homophobiaphobia.

Homophobiaphobes are zealots. They need to become more inclusive of cultural diversity! If a "homophobe" is leaving you alone, then leave him/her alone too. If you really need to, go after people like Tom, until they stop what they are doing, and then leave him alone after he stops. But don't harass people like Jerry at all. If you can do that, we can do the same for you. Then we'll have inclusion and peace.

But people with homophobiaphobia do not want that. They will only be satisfied with 100% destruction of anyone who disagrees with them in any way whatsoever.

Almost every liberal talk show host has an intense case of homophobiaphobia.

by RealHonestDefinition April 1, 2023

homophobiaphobiaphobia

Aversion to being harassed and cancelled simply for having an aversion to homosexuality.

There is so much homophobiaphobia that it's causing me to have homophobiaphobiaphobia!

by RealHonestDefinition April 2, 2023

Homophobia

The act of sticking a cork up your butt before going to an adult bookstore in fear of getting rounded out by a butt pirate.

That guy has Homophobia and he buys a lot of wine. I am sure that is the kind of cork he uses.

by Mr. Homophobia May 25, 2023