a school where fights break out, 7th graders vape, 6th graders five head, 8th graders are whores like the 7th graders, kids worse than romeo high school
by notdominic October 17, 2021
by Romeomiddlehater March 03, 2023
Usually used as a reference to a bad housing decision, resulting from a lack of intellectual reasoning
Michael made a horrible decision, he sold his beautiful apartment for a run down area at St Romeo Hospice and Palliative Care Centre
by Durant69 September 02, 2019
When the female in a secret relationship seems dead so the male kills himself but then the female comes and, seeing the male dead, kills herself.
by PurpleTurtle271 September 04, 2017
this false crime happens and get a good guy arrested for being in love . so it can happen many ways and i will show two here. let's say a 24 year old guy got with a 16 year old girl when she turn legal age of consent right? but didn't even have sex right away anyway and they so in love the society and police how long yall been together having sex. and she don't want to seem fast and gave it up too easy so she says they been together for 6 years and now she's 17, and he's 25. when they might of just started...so she don't look like a slut, and he had every intention of doing right by her and marrying her but they arrested him for criminal sexual conduct 1st degree and 2nd degree because she was a minor and has life imprisonment and probably get rape in prison because people thought he rape a little girl. another way is a girl who is underage like 13 years old having a relationship with a 24 year old but he don't have sex with her yet because shes not the legal age of consent. and when people ask if they have sex she says yes because she feels guilty because he buys her all kinds of gifts out of love and fast food every day and no one gets to eat out every day but rich people so now this person goes to prison forever too and probably get rape when he would of waited until she was age and did nothing wrong and married her too, both cases would of.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 26, 2022
A loving young man who strives to be great in this world. He puts others first and that will always be his downfall in Society. Loves hard but quick to cut you off, don’t take crap off anyone.
Romeo and Juliet is originally a novella written by Italian writer Luigi da Porto, who wrote this because he couldn't marry his cousin. It got revised by a monk named Matteo Bandello, then translated to Baguette Language by some French guy, then landed on Arthur Brooke. He then wrote it as a poem with some dark shit featuring Romeo banging his head against the wall, then named it Romeus and Juliet. And of course, Shakespeare read Brooke's work and based his tragedy on it, and we got the version of Romeo and Juliet that almost everyone hates.
Differences:
• The Da Porto novella features a passionate and truly in love Romeo and Giulietta, while the Shakespeare Tragedy has a set of horny teens who thought lust and love are the same. (I kinda blame it for the tragedy's shoddy timeline and Shakespeare turning them into teens.)
• The Shakespeare Tragedy features Tybalt and Mercutio with personalities, while the Da Porto novella only have them as extras.
• The Shakespeare Tragedy had Romeo dying all alone. In the Da Porto novella, he had Romeo dying until Giulietta woke up. (Kinda like Romeo+Juliet.)
To summarize, Romeo e Giulietta by Da Porto was born out of a man's failed love, while Shakespeare's tragedy was born to torment stupid teens while giving tears to Shakespeare Simps.
If you encounter this and experience symptoms such as cringe, brain damage and boredom, find more adaptations or read the novella.
(If symptoms persist, consult the Hungarian Musical Rómeó és Júlia.)
Differences:
• The Da Porto novella features a passionate and truly in love Romeo and Giulietta, while the Shakespeare Tragedy has a set of horny teens who thought lust and love are the same. (I kinda blame it for the tragedy's shoddy timeline and Shakespeare turning them into teens.)
• The Shakespeare Tragedy features Tybalt and Mercutio with personalities, while the Da Porto novella only have them as extras.
• The Shakespeare Tragedy had Romeo dying all alone. In the Da Porto novella, he had Romeo dying until Giulietta woke up. (Kinda like Romeo+Juliet.)
To summarize, Romeo e Giulietta by Da Porto was born out of a man's failed love, while Shakespeare's tragedy was born to torment stupid teens while giving tears to Shakespeare Simps.
If you encounter this and experience symptoms such as cringe, brain damage and boredom, find more adaptations or read the novella.
(If symptoms persist, consult the Hungarian Musical Rómeó és Júlia.)
by Some Guy in the Tavern September 06, 2023