Stache ride

A verb referring to a person receiving fellatio, cunnilingus or anal sex while in a seated position on the face of a person with facial hair growing above his top lip. The person with a moustache is usually a man but can also be a Italian or Puerto Rican woman or any geriatric female without a pair of tweezers and willing tongue.

Cowboys are experts in stache rides.

Those old broads at the nursing home would be able to give an excellent stache ride if I were into that sort of thing.

by Leatherlaird July 3, 2009

Quarter Ride

When your partner is close to finishing, you quickly slide a quarter in their rectum to add an element of surprise and lengthen the ride.

Sarah and I where getting it on last night and she she gave me the quarter ride.

by Nasty Neighbors January 9, 2017

Riding the tricycle

A term for having a three way with one man, and two women. This term is from the popular television show "How I Met Your Mother".

Example:

Guy 1: Bro I had a three way last night.

Guy 2: congratulations on riding the tricycle.

Example 2:

Girl: I never thought I would ride the tricycle.

Example:

Guy 1: Bro I had a three way last night.

Guy 2: congratulations on riding the tricycle.

Example 2:

Girl: I never thought I would ride the tricycle.

by Javier July 11, 2014

marvestache ride

any and all complete passes made from the colts peyton manning to marvin harrison. especially when the completion is for a long gain.
may also be used as a nickname for marvin harrison.
most frequently used as a taunt in the form of the question, "who wants a marvestache ride?" directed towards a sports fan of the rival team that the colts are playing.

Oh snap Billy! did you see that huge touchdown pass? Who wants a Marvestache Ride?!

by collegeboy27 February 11, 2007

Ride the llama

To take hard drugs in the early 90’s, specifically in the company of Michael Sheen.

I would give my left tit for the chance to ride the llama

by Marrilion October 9, 2023

riding the dragon

To achieve a drug induced high through the use of heroin, usually for the first time.

Natalie calmly helped the man empty the syringe into his arm and with cloudy eyes said, "Soon you'll be riding the dragon."

by S. S. Smith January 1, 2007

riding neons

A phrase that makes one's homosexuality blatenly obvious.

"Last weekend we rolled around town riding neons on my new whip....then my buddy and I had gratuitous butt sex in the back seat."

by olzoot December 11, 2008