A verb referring to a person receiving fellatio, cunnilingus or anal sex while in a seated position on the face of a person with facial hair growing above his top lip. The person with a moustache is usually a man but can also be a Italian or Puerto Rican woman or any geriatric female without a pair of tweezers and willing tongue.
Cowboys are experts in stache rides.
Those old broads at the nursing home would be able to give an excellent stache ride if I were into that sort of thing.
Those old broads at the nursing home would be able to give an excellent stache ride if I were into that sort of thing.
by Leatherlaird July 04, 2009
by newgraund April 28, 2011
When your partner is close to finishing, you quickly slide a quarter in their rectum to add an element of surprise and lengthen the ride.
by Nasty Neighbors January 10, 2017
any and all complete passes made from the colts peyton manning to marvin harrison. especially when the completion is for a long gain.
may also be used as a nickname for marvin harrison.
most frequently used as a taunt in the form of the question, "who wants a marvestache ride?" directed towards a sports fan of the rival team that the colts are playing.
may also be used as a nickname for marvin harrison.
most frequently used as a taunt in the form of the question, "who wants a marvestache ride?" directed towards a sports fan of the rival team that the colts are playing.
by collegeboy27 February 09, 2007
1. The act of a larger person picking up a shorter person around the chest and spinning around
2. A really bad innuendo
2. A really bad innuendo
1. Haha! Look at Joe giving that kid a rocketship ride over there!
2. Hey baby, wanna ride on my rocketship?
2. Hey baby, wanna ride on my rocketship?
by bb+af June 14, 2010
Natalie calmly helped the man empty the syringe into his arm and with cloudy eyes said, "Soon you'll be riding the dragon."
by S. S. Smith December 27, 2006
"Last weekend we rolled around town riding neons on my new whip....then my buddy and I had gratuitous butt sex in the back seat."
by olzoot December 13, 2006