Puddle Surfer 

One who partakes in the act of smoking Methamphetamine. Twisting the pipe to form a wave-like puddle that is surfed by the infinite BIC, torch, candle, stove, or any other hot enough source to melt crystal.

If you are reading this and experiencing a feeling of intrigue, entertainment, awe, anxiety, etc. then you are more than likely a Puddle Surfer riding the everlasting dope wave on a SICK ONE and/or an excellent candidate to join in on our clandestine grimey yet oh so amusingly slandered lifestyle.

Puddle Surfer by SafetyHazard June 30, 2011

puddle sucker 

Desperate low life

That bitch stoops so low she's a puddle sucker

puddle sucker by Deray Lovay July 15, 2017

Muddy Puddle 

An act where male/female cum is inserted inside the anus as the owner of the anus defecates. This results in a muddy puddle. Can be used as a noun or a verb depending on the sentence.

"I wanna muddy puddle her so bad."
"He's gonna get a muddy puddle."

Muddy Puddle by Vaginalover6996 June 23, 2017

Texas Mud Puddle

When you have a girl on her back for anal intercourse, you pull out and rub your member on her belly button to make it brown then unload in her belly button. Hence the mud puddle.

Troy: So how did your date go with Mindy?
Ernie: I didn't think anything was going to happen but before I knew it she was on her back and I was giving her a Texas Mud Puddle.

Texas Mud Puddle by Lunchbox2 March 23, 2011

cuddle puddle 

what is left on the bed after making love to a "squirter"

I met this super hot chick last night, and we had the most awesome sex, but then I had to go out & buy a new mattress because there was an enormous cuddle puddle!

cuddle puddle by CLP7 May 5, 2014

meat puddle 

pussy

Hey baby, I wanna step in your meat puddle.

meat puddle by Bishop Floggin August 3, 2003

puddle cruiser 

a creepy old guy who cruises the puddles of the playgrounds to find some wet child to diddle.

wow...see that creepy old guy beside the van in the high socks and short shorts? hes a total; puddle cruiser.

puddle cruiser by weisyo May 31, 2006