by ajfdkjfakdfjk March 08, 2005
The pubic hair left in the bathroom after one shaves or trims for the first time in awhile. No matter how much you try and clean them up, they never leave.
"Common John! your after pubes are all over the counter...and the shower!"
"Oh shit, my after pubes are everywhere, I shouldn't shave in my parents bathroom anymore."
"Next time, I'm gonna trim my pubes outside. These after pubes in my bathroom are so annoying."
"Oh shit, my after pubes are everywhere, I shouldn't shave in my parents bathroom anymore."
"Next time, I'm gonna trim my pubes outside. These after pubes in my bathroom are so annoying."
by ronald.p.reudolf December 03, 2010
by Nik-a-rina November 25, 2007
Pubes that have been doused in gasoline and then lit with a zippo.
First used in 1808 by the catsturbation monsters of the new jersey turnpike. They would light eachothers pubes on fire and then swallow big gallons of semen.
First used in 1808 by the catsturbation monsters of the new jersey turnpike. They would light eachothers pubes on fire and then swallow big gallons of semen.
Good lord i have fiery pubes.
by Killa Monkey Fritters April 16, 2005
During sexual intercourse, the pubes become coated with bodily fluids. After time the coating becomes thicker and crusties are created.
This fat juicy hoe came over. She was really wet and sticky. Probably from all the gravy in her diet. She was fucking pube basting my shit all night and I had to get out paint thinner to remove the fucking crusties.
by Pube Baster September 05, 2009
by Alix McQ August 17, 2008
A famous Criminal mastermind of the Greater Los Angeles area during the beginning years of prohibition caused gang violence in the early 1920's. His personal victims were often found lifeless on intersection crosswalks where Pube-Tron had feigned the role of a friendly helper of elderly road crossers. Autopsies almost always revealed asphyxiation by pubic hairs as the cause of death. No images of him exist. He is known only by his notorious pubic hair top hat.
crosser 1:I say Wallace! That Pube-Tron certainly is a spectacle Ho ho ho!
crosser 2:...You may go to hell Bertrum...My mother was killed by Pubes.
crosser 2:...You may go to hell Bertrum...My mother was killed by Pubes.
by Pubez March 07, 2008