pootie trap

Farting as you get up off of a foam cushion on a couch or chair, leaving the fart embedded in the cushion, setting up the next person who sits down on the cushion to take the blame for it.

As Carl was called back to the doctor's examination room, he left a pootie trap behind in the waiting room chair for the next unfortunate person to spring.

by DenGonzo December 07, 2012

Little Pooties

A loving term for you gassy dogs.

Be right back I have to let my little pooties outside.

by WakeUp2016 December 04, 2016

pootie hammer

A penis with pussy juice on it.

Hey babe, clean my pootie hammer!

by Chicke454 November 08, 2017

pootiful

adjective for the term 'poo' used by Moawajunie Mei to express the cuteness of TOMORROW X TOGETHERS CHOI YEONJUN!

boiii black haired yeonjun is so pootiful😭😭❤️❤️

by yawnzzn August 13, 2024

pootis gaming

pootis gaming

pootis gaming

by the random. October 31, 2022

pootie

A poodle that is a cutie.

Leo: What breed is your dog?
Kat: He's a poodle.
Leo: Aww, he's so cute, what a pootie!

by badgalkat September 16, 2020

Pootie

A word Manny uses in Diary of A Wimpy Kid that you looked up hoping to find answers.

Manny called his brother, Greg, a pootie.

by cannot make this shit up September 29, 2019