pootie

A poodle that is a cutie.

Leo: What breed is your dog?
Kat: He's a poodle.
Leo: Aww, he's so cute, what a pootie!

by badgalkat September 16, 2020

pootie trap

Farting as you get up off of a foam cushion on a couch or chair, leaving the fart embedded in the cushion, setting up the next person who sits down on the cushion to take the blame for it.

As Carl was called back to the doctor's examination room, he left a pootie trap behind in the waiting room chair for the next unfortunate person to spring.

by DenGonzo December 9, 2012

pooty tag

A form of tattoo placed on one's ass

Pull down your pants and show me that new tattoo . Wow that is one nice pooty tag!!

by dee62 August 7, 2011

Root pooty

Hot Latino daddy who loves to stink up the joint with his booty. He loves to fart and poop, and has alot of fans who love it too!

Brian: Phew! It smells like Root Pooty was in this room! Break out the air freshener.

Tyler: Nah! Let's enjoy those stinky latino farts for a while!

by dopey white guy December 1, 2023

pooty gucker

Someone who lames up a gathering repeatedly by talking nonsense that only applies to themselves.

That dude is such a pooty gucker, he won’t shut up about his collection of “who gives a rats ass” for the 5th night in a row.

by SerpyDerp December 8, 2022

Pooty

Pooping

I gotta go take a pooty!

by Sussy bussy sinhala sus August 5, 2023

pooty shoe

The act of incerting one's foot into a vagina

That bitch got me fucked up, doing a pooty shoe and all.

by Pootyshoe August 30, 2023