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Plems

An alternative word for please. Often used when acting as something in an innocent or cute manner i.e. a dog or a cat requesting something.
Plems mum can I haz it?
by Dragonslayer Uwustein November 9, 2022
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peemergency

when the urge to urinate becomes so strong that the ancient tried and true methods of holding off just a bit longer (referred to as a no pee-pee) are no longer effective and ejection of urine is imminent or has slightly begun already.

examples of methods of no peepee include but are not limited to;

*pinching the head of your dick and twisting while walking in circles or stamping your feet vigorously.Usually accompanied by statements like "damn I got to piss!" (male variant)

*crossing your legs and squeezing them tightly together while leaning forward and pressing your hands into your crotch. usually accompanied by a grim half smile and statements such as "Damn I just peed my pants!" (female variant)
"Fuck I can't hold it any longer, I got to piss NOW! OUTTA MY WAY ITS A PEEMERGENCY! "
by jlotaco December 23, 2022
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“Nice peemounties” “thanks I’ve been growing it out.”
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pelembe

Hold the fort, I'm just nipping outside for a skinny pelembe.

Dave- Have you got any weed or anything?

Baz- I've got just enough hash for a 1 skin pelembe. Let's burn it later.
by Jimbob Dobbs May 30, 2023
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Pleebis

he knows more than you.
Man, that guy is a total Pleebis!! He knows more than you.
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pleeg

your a pleeg cunt
by pleeg October 14, 2023
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pleeber

someone who is a slave owner and owns more than several slaves.
i’m the pleeber of all these plebs
by chfddy42 December 11, 2023
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