Pillow Meat

When you wake up with food next to you ... most likely that you do not recall purchasing while drunk the night before.

I once woke up with a full schwarma still in the foil in my hand. Scoffed it without thinking. Good Pillow Meat.

by GoforJesse September 1, 2013

pillow destroyer

so you know a pillow princess? so this is the girl that eats her out and never receives anything in return. usually a masculine type of woman that converts straight gurls into spicy straight girls

girl#1: i wanna be eaten out but i don’t wanna give you anything
girl#2: so you want me to be your pillow destroyer

by lolo5901 December 15, 2020

surrealistic pillow

Album by Jefferson Airplane. The number one selling album in 1967. Great hits such as White Rabbit, Somebody To Love, Today, My Best Friend, and Plastic Fantastic Lover.

Q. Do you know any good Jefferson Airplane albums?
A. Yea, Surrealistic Pillow is their best

by Henry March 17, 2005

Dairy pillow

See also breast, tits, knockers, fun bags, and hooters.

Damn, I wanted to milk her dairy pillows!

by The Esquire December 10, 2004

pillow line

a line when skiing or snowboarding has many boulders covered in heavy snow.

Did you hit that pillow line coming off the north face?

by bestjustgotbesteder May 2, 2010

dead pillow

A girl who doesn't move while having sex and let her partner do all the job.

1. Man, I had sex with that fat chick last nigh, she was a total dead pillow.

2. That girl sucks at having sex, she's a dead pillow.

3. If I would have known, I wouldn't have fucked that dead pillow.

by fvck09 February 6, 2009

Portable Pillows

Also known as breasts, tits, or boobs. They are known as portable pillows because in the morning you can lay your head on them.

Man, my girlfriend has such nice portable pillows. They are so comfortable!

by xPclynnx January 27, 2014