Pittsburgh Toilet

A fully-functioning toilet set in a highly visible and public area.

She had to relieve herself, but was terrified of being scrutinized by the others at the party whilst using the Pittsburgh Toilet.

by Spanx D. Mon'quie April 5, 2022

Pittsburgh Hello

When a Pittsburgher has a sexual encounter with a new partner and slaps their ass with enough velocity to leave a mark in the shape of a hand. Then profusely apologizes over Primates sandwiches

I didn't mean to give her the Pittsburgh hello but she seemed to be okay with it.

by HowDoPittsburgh April 27, 2022

Pittsburgh Penguins

the gayest team in the entire nhl!! because they get no hoes they shove their hockey sticks up their asses… although sometimes they get unsuspecting janitors (cough cough) to do it for them. They lose every game they play because they cannot stop staring at their opponents’ cocks. Swag Ohio magic does NOT come out of their dicks. They spend their free time drooling over disgusting anime men and fucking cats

Big Jack: The Pittsburgh Penguins lost again! big surprise there
Big Zach: why doesn’t sidney crosby just kill himself lol

Mig Back: because he is too gay

Big Jack: Mig Back that makes no sense gay people can kill themselves too. don’t be discriminatory you fucking tranny.

Penguins fan that gets 0 head: I shoot my arrows in the air sometimes saying hey oh creepers ko’d
Mig Back: Teabag his ghost and now his sulfurs mine saying hey oh mlg pro

by starmangriff February 26, 2023

Pittsburgh Popeye

A sexual act between two loving and consenting adults. The foreplay involves copious amounts of olive oil and a Nuru massage. The gentleman then finishes in a fresh can of spinach being used as a fleshlight while the partner keeps saying "oh Bluto".

I don't mean to brag, but last night my girl and I did the Pittsburgh Popeye for the first time.

by M. Hawke April 10, 2023

Pittsburgh NutShell

When a horny fella gets a little rowdy and decides to cum in a nut shell. Afterwards, you’ll feed the “nutshell” to a chipmunk 🐿️ or a squirrel 🐿️.

Hey Richard what you are you going to do after you get off of Forza?
I will perform the Pittsburgh Nutshell hehe

by Thepoophandler42069 May 19, 2023

Moving to Pittsburgh

When a woman with loose morals has to move to a new town because she already ran through all the dudes in her old town.

I hear Casey is moving to Pittsburgh because she ran through all the dudes in this town.

by Mdv1 August 14, 2018

Pittsburgh Pepper Spray

Before your girl is about to go down on your love stick (weiner), you sprinkle some household black pepper into your pubic forrest. She then proceeds to suck you off and then sneezes your cum all over, spraying it into your eyes, temporarily blinding you.

Man, I'm still blurry-eyed from that skank the other night! I gave her the fucking pittsburgh pepper spray and she blew my cum in my eyes! It was fucking rad as all shit!

by Mr. Chev May 5, 2008