Piano

This instrument is a FUCK! If you play a piano then you are wasting your life. Killing all hopes and dreams of music and ruining your life is what it does. FUCK this instrument!!!!!!!

The Piano is an ASSHOLE of an instrument. FUCKING ridicules.

by GoofenburgDictionary August 12, 2019

[The Piano]

The Piano is not a piano, it is not simply something that is the simple object of existance otherwise known as a acoustic, stringed musical instrument invented in Italy by Bartolomeo Cristofori around the year 1700 in which the strings are struck by hammers. It is played using a keyboard, which is a row of keys that the performer presses down or strikes with the fingers and thumbs of both hands to cause the hammers to strike the strings.

Wow, that is The Piano!!!!!!

by bfxgcfsdf July 11, 2018

Piano

An instrument with keys that make different pitched sounds.

Emma is great at playing the piano.

by Piano Person June 23, 2022

Dobani Thumb Piano

Flicking a pussy in the motion of texting (with 2 thumbs)

Dude, I gave my first Dobani Thumb Piano at the party last night!

by therealconnorgriffith December 24, 2016

piano

A huge amount of drugs. Piano’s got 88 keys, and a kilogram is known as a key in the streets. Hustlers using the word Piano to describe big amounts.

He got all that money because he pushed a piano.

by Angela West End August 21, 2025

Polynesian Piano

A graceful and endearing term for a slot machine, in relation to its Polynesian player.

Oh my g! Let’s have a go at the Polynesian piano, and play some slaps!

by Composited June 24, 2023

The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish version of Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.

"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"

by FishPianoTheorem November 22, 2024