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The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish version of Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.
"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"
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Pianoing

Oh I’m just pianoing right now!
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piano

A huge amount of drugs. Piano’s got 88 keys, and a kilogram is known as a key in the streets. Hustlers using the word Piano to describe big amounts.
He got all that money because he pushed a piano.
by Angela West End August 21, 2025
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piano

A slang term (or street name) for "chorded keyboard", as the keys on this keyboard are pressed together (rather than one by one)
Instead of playing each note separately, he just hit the piano to lay down some sweet chords for the track.
by Emotional Cruiser October 9, 2025
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Jewish Piano

Usually a till, used to describe or is a metaphor for stingy Jews
Hold on, let me pull out my Jewish Piano, Ka-Ching Ka-Ching Ka-Ching, go catch the coins!
by monkeydust1234 January 22, 2025
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Piano, Bar, Asian, Hanna, Koufos, Piano, Bar

Piano, Bar, Asian, Hanna, Koufos, Piano, Bar
Piano, Bar, Asian, Hanna, Koufos, Piano, Bar
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