peepee walker

Usually an intoxicated male that can't find his way to the bathroom and pisses in anything but the toilet.
Beth: Wow, my husband has got to be a peepee walker, he just opened my pantie drawer and let loose.
Janet: Really? I hope he didn't eat asparagus.
by Butter Mike December 15, 2018
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Peepee powder

When you pee yourself at night and wake up with crusty ass pee all over your fucking self.
MAN! I WOKE UP WITH SO MUCH PEEPEE POWDER ALL OVER MEEEE.....
by Anonyfuckinmus January 19, 2014
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the peepee poopoo gambit

the peepee poopoo gambit is real i swear
by Alinzz August 24, 2023
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peepee-atrician

Person who professionally deals with the health of minor wee wee.
K Timmy, the peepee-atrician needs to take a looksie at your schnitzel.
by thejellydonutman March 16, 2017
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magic peepee time

A great way to refer to sexual relations with a narcissistic man (while roasting him)
Narcissist: Oh yeah? Well kiss having sex with me goodbye!
Normal person: *sarcastically* No more magic peepee time? Oh no lol
by trixie83206 June 20, 2022
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peepee bank

a place to successfully store the peepee currency.
person1: dude i need to stop by the peepee bank today

person2: alright man lets go by there before the movie
by aslan jade lynx May 07, 2020
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peepee treat

Rice Crispy treats that were urinated on.

A slang term referring to Kellogg's Rice Crispy Treats (and other Rice Crispy products). The name refers to a video posted in 2014 where an unidentified man urinates on the conveyor belt which the rice crispier were transported on. Kellogg Many of them have been recalled but there are still hundreds out there.
Guy 1: Hey Nick, I just gave Steve a peepee treat and he actually are it.

Guy 2: Serves him right for stealing your chips.
by Supercoolsome April 17, 2016
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