Shy, good looking surfer who thinks he’s the shit but can’t talk to a girl in person. This person has friends but none of them Iike him because he’s boring... also why all the girls leave him.....!!!
by pasty fuck June 30, 2018
Get the shy pasty kookmug. 
A small and concealable version of the Cornish War Pasty. Often used by the Hellers, Cornish ninjas! The Throwing Pasty is very dangerous in the wrong hands and can give you a nasty ding on the ear! Maximum range is about 20 feet!
Trellawney: ouch!
Ambrose: What 'appened Trellawney?
Trellawney: That there Heller just threw 'es Throwing Pasty atun, dinged me som'et proper!
Ambrose: What 'appened Trellawney?
Trellawney: That there Heller just threw 'es Throwing Pasty atun, dinged me som'et proper!
by EsAnHeller July 28, 2011
Get the Throwing Pastymug. 
by Gavin Suter March 22, 2016
Get the pasty flakesmug. by Moomoo17 June 15, 2017
Get the Smash a pastymug. Completely off your head on drugs
by Dave__BOYYYY May 17, 2016
Get the pastie bakedmug.