Pasty

A small British turnover type pastry filled with fruit, vegetables, meat or cheese with spices, folded in half and baked. To be eaten with one's fingers as a snack or light meal.

I'd like two pumpkin pastys, please.

by Joycat17 December 16, 2022

Pasty House

Got defrauded for £5k worth of food. Local to the Plymouth and Tavistock area in Devon.
food was shit anyway, charge it tho.

Pasty house got chopped LOL

by Rhino Olly January 24, 2023

PastyWhiteBoy

What you don't call someone if you don't want to get banned from UG.

Credits: Cephas

bruv STOOPPPP talkkkkking bruvvv this PastyWhiteBoy

by notaroleplayer September 30, 2022

Pasty Pioneer

A funny thing to call white people

Blud is such a pasty pioneer ☠️☠️☠️

by vigsfigs August 1, 2023

Pasty Puff

A morbidly obese white male, normally from the suburbs but can range into safer sections of cities to view sporting events. Pasty Puff's are easily identified by New Balance running shoes (almost always gray), Casper the friendly ghost skin tone and belly's that hang out significantly farther then their dicks. Pasty Puff's are known for the mass consumption of high fructose corn syrup products and saying the wrong thing at every turn.

"Check out Pasty Puff over there double fisting pizza and starbursts like diabetes doesn't exist."

by kfc4life November 5, 2023

Pabst smear

When one stands naked head to tails over another and pours a Pabst Blue Ribbon down their back letting it drip down their ass crack and then smearing their backside on their face .

I totally Pabst smeared their face.

by K@ble June 1, 2024

Pasty

When a situation is so disgusting and weird it is then a pasty situation

That guy there is so pasty look at what he is doing or what did you just say, that’s so pasty

by Deeco April 28, 2025