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Putting the Chicken in the Recycling

A phrase three genius college students who were subpar men. The action of placing a chicken in the recycling occurs when a heterosexual male inserts his cock into a woman’s anal cavity. Simalar to anal, actually the exact same, the phrase came to be thanks to the thought of something being where is shouldn’t be, yet still being funny.
Putting the chicken in the recycling

“Bro you should’ve been there, she was all like, “I soberly give you consent, just don’t put it in my ass.” And I was like don’t worry I don’t put the chicken in the recycling on the lords day.”
by PuTci August 21, 2020
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putting sticks in someone's wheels

(Mettre des bâtons dans les roues de quelqu'un in French): preventing someone, from achieving their social or educational potential, or hindering their plans all together
The current American public education is wetter than an otters pocket; it's putting sticks in someone's wheels. And guess whose ox is being gored? The American students'.
by Sexydimma June 6, 2021
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Putting up 4’s

Ayo that guy is “putting up 4’s” he like so totally gets 0 BITCHES
by STICKGAMEDUDE June 10, 2022
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Patting the dog through the letterbox

The act of playing with a womans lady area while she is still wearing underwear.
Dude, that bar skank was up for it last night. I was patting the dog through the letterbox right there in the VIP!
by Berkut666 October 27, 2011
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petting bulldogs

Ryan had no idea he spent the last hour petting bulldogs.
by ticklepanties May 27, 2015
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Pettinger

Noun - A maker and seller of pottage, a thick soup or stew. I couldn't believe it either, but I knew someone with that surname, surprisingly, perhaps, I found out what it meant before they did.
A pettinger is a maker and seller of pottage
by AKACroatalin September 30, 2020
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Putin Dick

An outrageous and over-exaggerated sense of projected toxic-masculinity, usually manifesting itself in claims of enormous sexual or military prowess, exhibited in a vain attempt to disguise overwhelming feelings of weakness and inadequacy in the sufferer.
In the context of sexual prowess, the 12-inch steel-hard phallus claimed by the sufferer of 'Putin Dick' actually turns out to be 2cm long and suffers from premature-ejaculation, which can only be recovered after 6 to 7 days, as opposed to the normal 5 to 20 minutes range, and must be accompanied with prolonged conversation and hugging.
For the context of military prowess, see above.
"Wow, after Putin invaded Ukraine, it's now completely obvious to the entire world that he suffers from 'Putin Dick'"
by markb134718 February 28, 2022
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