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Warning shot over the bow

When a lady is giving her man a handjob or blowjob and the pressure has built and the first blast of jizz shoots up over her head, possibly into her hair. It is quite similar to the naval maneuver where one ship intentionally shoots high and beyond another ship as a warning that they are well within firing range and bad things will happen if proper action is not taken. In our case, though, it is a warning to the lady that she better hurry and point that babymaker in the direction she wants the rest of the jizz to go whether it's her mouth, tits, face (NOT THE EYES!!!)
Suddenly, a blast of cum shot up toward Jane's face. She flinched and the thick stream shot just over her forehead and dropped in Jane's hair from front to back like a pearly river. Recognizing this as a warning shot over the bow, Jane wanted to protect her eyes so she quickly put her mouth over Doug's cock. She soon realized it was too much to handle as every contraction from Doug sent another stream into her mouth and soon it poured down her chin and all over her succulent breasts. By the time his orgasm had ended Jane was plastered with the thick goo. It was very evident to Jane that Doug hadn't been with a woman in a while.
by theinstigator September 22, 2016
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Don't over push it

This is a combination of "don't over do it" and "don't push it" when someone is over doing something in order to gain something and "pushing his luck" you tell him to stop doing it.
"don't over push it! you already asked me 3 times to give you money!"
by Redhead Buffy October 25, 2011
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Game Over, man! Game Over!

What Hudson (The Ultimate Bad Ass) says after his Squads Evac Drop ship is taken down by the Xenomorphs. Spoken when your plan for an important mission fails horribly and then you end up pretty much boned.
Shit! I was going to bake some home made cookies but all I have is raisins.

Game over, man! Game over!
by MetaHybrid December 17, 2009
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over my dead body

This phrase is a verbal objection to a proposed action, claiming that the author/speaker is willing to fight with every ounce of their life to prevent the action.
You want to take my kids away from me? Over my dead body!

*whips out a shotgun*
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
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Why did the bike fall over?

Bree: Why did the bike fall over?
Robin: Why
Bree: BECAUSE IT WAS TWO TIRED
by jayhrod26 March 15, 2018
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over a barrel

Term used to describe being taken advantage of.For example if you are locked out of your house and need a locksmith to get you inside he can charge you what ever he wants and you have to pay,because you need to get up in your crib.Hence you are over a barrel gettin yo ass raped by this mother fucker.
I took my car into the shop today and the fuckin grease monkey had me over a barrel,cause I needed my ride to go pick up my ho.
by car tv February 26, 2010
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It'll be over by Christmas

A very common saying used by Generals in both World Wars. Every time they came up with a big plan, it was designed to end the war by Christmas and bring the boys home. Of course we all know that never happened. It was used so often that it became a joke.
Field Marshall Montgomery "Market Garden will be so successful it'll be over by Christmas". In reality, it went for more than another year. Good job Monty.
by Grim October 8, 2005
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