muscle cars

Ground pounding throaty v8's built for performance. So all you little import fags put your Fast and furious tapes away, and come get your ass kicked at any race track you homos.

Driving a import is like the special olympics... Win or lose you're still a retard.

by RiceKiller December 31, 2003

Muscle Fatty

Disgustingly disfigured body builder

Arnold Schwarzenegger was totally a muscle fatty, before entering the political arena.

by Mini-Moose July 29, 2008

Morning Muscles

Feeling weak after just waking up

Waking up at 8:00am after going to sleep 4:00am

Mom:Go take out the trash

Son: Not now i still got morning muscles

by say25000 July 19, 2010

Internet Muscles

The same as "beer muscles", where when a person is drunk, they do and say things they wouldn't normally have to courage to do, or say. Internet muscles are where a person gets online, reinvents themselves, and says things they can't say in public, like using racial slurs for example.

Khayam can flex his internet muscles and only use the N word, online because he's way too much of a pure coward to ever say it in public to a black person's face.

by ThePac66 September 27, 2011

jerk muscle

The muscle developed in the forearm from jerking off too much. Often exaggerated amongst friends to make one appear to jerk off more than they might.

Mike: Dude, you been going to the gym yet?
Nate: I started going a week ago.
Shannon: Don't listen to him, we broke up a week ago and that's just his jerk muscle gone crazy.

by Skrait Buttah July 29, 2006

Muscle Tourist

Someone who works out and gets super buff and stays that way for a little while until inevitably they return to their fat state!

Bro check out John he is so fat now! Yeah turns out he just a muscle tourist.

by Black Techno Dude July 28, 2017

Show Muscles

When someone acquires muscles through going to the gym and only the gym. The physique is only used to show and to look good and does not serve a practical purpose such as manual labour (yes I know i used a u, I am British).

Person 1: Aren't they so hot with all those muscles

Person 2: yh but he's got show muscles, he hasn't done a proper manual labour job in his life

by Lou the boss November 28, 2022