An imaginary card given to a person after they let you take a shit at your house, valid for them to take a shit at your house as a way of repaying them for owning their toilet.
Sorry man I just violated your toilet, you def have one of my shit cards.
That motherfucker Chris takes a shit every time he comes over here he owes me like 50 shit cards.
That motherfucker Chris takes a shit every time he comes over here he owes me like 50 shit cards.
by Bagelmeal88 May 21, 2013
The term described when your parents say you can phone them up and get a lift home if you become to inebriated on a night of heavy drinking (usually on special occasions i.e. Birthday or new year).
Parents normally pick up the whole wolf pack and bring sufficient snacks and refreshments to turn them into a legend.
Parents normally pick up the whole wolf pack and bring sufficient snacks and refreshments to turn them into a legend.
Dials the persons mother who is to drunk to function 'Jan, we need an SOS Card. Thommo is blackout drunk again and trying to buy all the chicken in the chicken shop'
by Thommo the legend January 07, 2014
When you owe someone money you will give them a spot card, a card which contains your name and amount of money owed to the person, spot card is ripped in half when amount has been payed to person, if not payed in a month 10 dollars will be added to initial spot amount.
by Nuttin personal October 03, 2017
The P-Card, or Penetration Card, is similar to the V-Card except with a more strict definition. The P-Card may only be lost through intercourse, so unlike the V-Card possession is not up for debate.
Dude, I was wasted with the hottest chick last night and we ended up at her place. When I woke up in the morning I realized she had taken my P-Card *High Five*
by SMA7 February 27, 2008
To process evidence for policy debate. Note: "Cutting Cards" is a general term and can include reading articles or books, tagging or citing pieces of evidence, or arraging evidence in a file. Origin: Was originated because people used scissors and paper to physically cut out and tape down evidence back in the day.
by Athena Pappas October 22, 2006
In some states welfare is distributed using credit/debit style electronic cards that can be used for groceries and such. In Pennsylvania it is called an Access Card.
Sally used her welfare card to get groceries like chips, soda, and ice cream so her cash was free for lottery tickets and heroin.
by kingfunk August 25, 2006
An instant win if your loosing a fight with a white guy, white people don't get the race card only get persecuted by it, its used to slingshot you form the back to the front weather the win is deserved or not(more often not)
by GW_Watchman November 01, 2009