jazz band

Meaning 'excellent' or 'great'.

"We get in for only a tenner?.. Jazz band!"

by Josh Bertram Martin October 12, 2007

jazz poop

A poop that is complex in nature and irregular in both timing and sound. A jazz poop will never have the same composition or come out exactly the same way twice.

Last night I had all you can eat hot wings, this morning was nothing but jazz poops.

by Neal B and Chris S June 23, 2010

Techno Jazz

The fusion of techno and jazz, often producing an 8-bit jazz chord sound. The use of techno effects and jazz melodies often results in techno jazz. Sometimes, dubstep elements are incorporated.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear Sigh by Rin?"

Person 2: "I was loving the techno jazz!"

by Soukune Kana January 30, 2012

jazz fisting

Describes the combination of performing a rusty trombone and fisting, recognising the improvisational skill need to transition between the two acts.

Brian may have been the older of the pair but he surprised Mark with his mercurial flair when jazz fisting him.

by ciotog eile September 24, 2015

jazz joint

A bunch of weed rolled up in a paper that is smoked and makes you happy. A very strong joint

lets go smoke a jazz joint and get real fucked up

by Loc'd out April 02, 2007

jazz onions

The most dominant interjection known to man. Used when 'awesome' or 'cool' simply do not suffice.

Boy: wow, that movie was so great!

Girl: It was better than great, that movie was jazz onions!

Boy: Hella jazz onions!

by charred_ewok August 09, 2008

business jazz

Bizjazz for short, more commonly referred to as smooth jazz, 818 jazz, real estate agent seduction music, sales motivation jazz, or absolute fucking aural swill. Tends to use canned r&b "grooves" with lots of soprano sax solos.

Spyro Gyra certainly was laying down some wicked business jazz, but I prefer The Rippingtons' bizjazz for getting into the panties of perky blonde Republican real estate milfs.

by ThaGriffinator October 14, 2006