Carlton Prime

Just a person who likes hockey a lot and supports the leafs, and doesn’t talk a lot, mostly a chill person.

Carlton Prime always loves hockey and plays it, and would die for it

by Carlton Prime March 07, 2023

Thotimus Prime

The leader of all the thots(that hoe over there); she knows anything and everything about you or your friends. i'd be careful if i was you if you get close to her you might turn into a thot. Don't question this she is the leader of all thots she is capable of lot of shit.

if you're looking for a one night stand go to Thotimus Prime she'll hook you up.

by hawtie45672 November 16, 2018

prime zestfest

When KSI becomes so zesty like Adolf Hitler and started cutely gassing all of the Jews that they rename his prime flavor to prime zestfest

Yo, have you tried prime zestfest yet?

by 🤨🤨🤨✈️💥🏢🏢 May 02, 2023

Thoticus Prime

Major thot. Much like a thotimus prime, varying only in degree of thot. Thoticus is to thotimus as 1000 is to 100.

My thot sensor is off the charts.. must be a thoticus prime nearby.

by HandcockMaster November 20, 2018

Phungus prime

When your bumhole dreads fall off, then after a couple of hours grow up to three times in size.

Yo dude that phungus prime is huge, how is that even possible!

by Plump wang69 January 02, 2020

Prime Bottle

A bottle used to urinate in. The name references the Amazon Prime branding because it is not uncommon for Amazon Delivery drivers to use prime bottles as portable on the go restrooms to save time and keep their performance metrics up.

We don't have time to stop, use a Prime Bottle.

by April 12, 2022

primed cannon

A primed cannon is when a man's penis is erect and sticking out of the fly/waistband of his underwear/pants, but his balls are not. Can almost be considered the opposite of pitching a tent.

The primed cannon sticks out of the ship, but the balls and seamen are safely stowed inside.

"My dad walked in on me in the bathroom this morning."

"Agh, gross."

"What's even worse is he didn't seem to notice his morning wood was a primed cannon..."

by Mr. Whim September 09, 2009