Donkey Punch Bunch (DPB)
A prestigious, invitation-only “secret society” founded in 2007 by the enigmatic DPBMFCEO (Donkey Punch Bunch Mother-Fucking Chief Executive Officer).*
Born as an inside joke but elevated—through questionable decision-making and sheer commitment—into a full-blown illuminati-parody brotherhood, the Donkey Punch Bunch prides itself on absolute secrecy: No one talks about it, no one admits they’re in it, and no one is entirely sure what they actually do.
Members claim the organization exists to “preserve balance in the universe,” though outsiders suspect it’s mostly an excuse for overly elaborate handshakes, poorly planned rituals, and extremely serious meetings about things that should never be taken that seriously.
Despite the questionable name, the DPB operates with the dignity of a centuries-old aristocratic order—if that order had been founded by sleep-deprived geniuses with too much free time and an unshakable sense of humor.
In short:
A classy, clandestine society with zero purpose, maximum mystery, and a founder who took a joke too far and accidentally created a legend.
A prestigious, invitation-only “secret society” founded in 2007 by the enigmatic DPBMFCEO (Donkey Punch Bunch Mother-Fucking Chief Executive Officer).*
Born as an inside joke but elevated—through questionable decision-making and sheer commitment—into a full-blown illuminati-parody brotherhood, the Donkey Punch Bunch prides itself on absolute secrecy: No one talks about it, no one admits they’re in it, and no one is entirely sure what they actually do.
Members claim the organization exists to “preserve balance in the universe,” though outsiders suspect it’s mostly an excuse for overly elaborate handshakes, poorly planned rituals, and extremely serious meetings about things that should never be taken that seriously.
Despite the questionable name, the DPB operates with the dignity of a centuries-old aristocratic order—if that order had been founded by sleep-deprived geniuses with too much free time and an unshakable sense of humor.
In short:
A classy, clandestine society with zero purpose, maximum mystery, and a founder who took a joke too far and accidentally created a legend.
“If the Donkey Punch Bunch were real — which it obviously isn’t — I still wouldn’t have the clearance level to explain it.”
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*can be used as a verb, if required
*can be used as a verb, if required
"Gawd, I gots a bunch going on down thur'"
"Man, I am so bunched right meow, this just isn't gonna work...."
"Man, I am so bunched right meow, this just isn't gonna work...."
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Liberal: HAHAHA CHARLIE DESERVED IT LAMO
Normal person: Ah, it's another one from Nero's bunch.
Conservative person: What a libtard
Normal person: Ah, it's another one from Nero's bunch.
Conservative person: What a libtard
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They have a dangerous mix of imposter syndrome and narcissistic traits so they are not truly aware of how absolutely useless they are.
If you ever have to deal with a Bunch of chancers in business you'll find that they make the most basic tasks completely infuriating.
Can also be used in an affectionate manner
They have a dangerous mix of imposter syndrome and narcissistic traits so they are not truly aware of how absolutely useless they are.
If you ever have to deal with a Bunch of chancers in business you'll find that they make the most basic tasks completely infuriating.
Can also be used in an affectionate manner
I had to email that bunch of chancers 19 times over the last 6 months and the problem is still not fixed. Seriously, why do they have to make it so hard. What a bunch of cunts.
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Melanie had a bunch of hungry hippos when she ate so many hungry french fries and a humongous, large burrito. That's about it though
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