Dark Octopus

the act of cumming/ejaculating in ones nose and then blowing through their mouth to blow bubbles

I once gave jeff a dark octopus

Dark Octopus by illuminatedflame March 11, 2026

Fade The Octopus 

It's a verse used jokingly to say, "yes, let's do this" or "hell yeah".

Person 1: Say man, you wanna play some bones.
Person 2: Yeah my nig, Fade the octopus.

Fade The Octopus by boo&brasen March 7, 2011

Letting the octopus out

"Letting the octopus out", correlates the manner in which a friend will look when he is using all 8 of his limbs to consume drinks furiously .

"Bill is really letting the octopus out tonight!"

Letting the octopus out by Jubilee B August 29, 2016

Super Ultra Mega Octopus 

Inviting 7 of your friends to insert all your dicks in a stripper

"Hey Sweet Tits Wanna make a Super Ultra Mega Octopus With me,John,Mark,Sam,Tim,Dan,Jack and Larry?"

Super Ultra Mega Octopus by Mr. The Name is a secret Silly August 24, 2018

sea dasher octopus 

When you finger 8 hoes 8 fingers till they all squirt on you

I gave the sorority a sea dasher octopus to never forget

sea dasher octopus by ria hcnep May 21, 2020

A helmet on an octopus 

Right!? I was just thinking about this in the car. Right, so, the framework is like a helmet on an octopus. You're picturing it now aren't you? Nope. You're going it wrong you're thinking of a football helmet or a baseball helmet. You should be thinking of a rusty medieval plate helm. Do it right or you won't get any money.

Iam "Yeah, that's what I was leaning towards. It's like a helmet on an octopus. You can swap out the framework but it's (more or less) the thing they use to protect themselves from an uncertain world."

Hym "You are the laziest piece of shit on the planet!"

Iam "What!? What did I do?"

Hym "We have shit to do. You can't sit around and write all day!"

Iam "Sorry.... Alright got to go bye!"

A helmet on an octopus by Hym Iam May 7, 2022

Blue Ringed Octopus

Just another one of Australia’s creatures that can fucking kill you. Small octopus with noticeable blue rings, harboring in the Western Pacific Ocean. It’s small frame contains a neurotoxin that will send you to meet Jesus. Not can, will.

Mate I think I touched a Blue Ringed Octopus.

Well nice knowing you.

Blue Ringed Octopus by Kahjite October 22, 2024