Crumby Nun

Noun: Sex Act:
When a man cums into a raven-haired woman's mane and spreads it out with his hands so that it resembles a nun's habit. Note: the unfortunate recipient must have longer than shoulder-length hair. Dyed is preferred, especially if she just had her roots did.

I totally just gave Selma Hayek a Crumby Nun. I mean, she was definitely starving for work. No, I'm not less of a man for having sexual fantasies about the Flying Nun!

by Mr. Kowalski's sexplorium April 10, 2017

the nun

The act of spamming pictures of Llama's to a specific person.

A: "Hey why does everybody spam him with Llama pics?"

B: "Because he is The Nun"

by DebbySaurus April 30, 2018

Dutch Nun

An all female 3-way-69

I went home with these two chicks and we Dutch Nunned for hours. It was so hot!

by TheDumpTruck February 3, 2021

nun good

not good

crakhedkyle: have you heard the news?
stonersteve: what news?
crakhedkyle: friedfuckfred is getting a divorce

stonersteve: well thats just nun good

by shitshackshay September 9, 2020

Fridge-Nun

A frigid school girl who has been taught that sex is WRONG!

Guy: I think we should, take things to the next level don't you?
Girl: Ahhh intimacy!
Guy: God you're such a fridge-nun!

by Peach Pips October 30, 2012

nun-renter

a lobwad, a spazblast, a daffy-twacker, a chunkblunter.

"I can't believe you're such a nun-renter."

by tarmac April 21, 2005

sharp as a nuns chisel

When a chainsaws quite sharp according to ed

"how's the 66 looking Ed?"
"Oo yeah sharp as a nuns chisel she is"

by Nomadrush June 15, 2023