NUN-chuck

A nun who who beats you into submission and gets all up in that pussy and then vomits inside your wife

you "omg run its a NUN-chuck"

your wife "AGHH GET ALL UP IN MY PUSSY NUN"

by fat pussy licker July 24, 2022

the real nun

A lil idiot who likes bullying my sidekicks and always saying MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Since 2019 I hope pack god roast this shit YouTuber

The most Annoying YouTuber goes to the real nun!!!
That little booger snot is a brainless kid in reality

by maleGigityBOOM! July 30, 2024

Punching Nuns

1. Punching kind women who have sworn to devote their lives to God
2. Women after God's own heart who are highly trained in combat

1. "DUDE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THOSE NICE OLD LADIES?"

"I'm Punching Nuns."

2. "You best not mess with that church, they've got the best Punching Nuns in all the land!"

"Yeah last week when so-so didn't put a lot in the collection plate for donations, he got nun-punched right in the gut, he

almost saw Jesus!"

by LuciusLycaonia February 27, 2022

wetter than a nun in a candle shop

when something is truly sopping wet

*steps into puddle with only socks on*
"ugh... my sock is wetter than a nun in a candle shop"

by Freddie21 April 9, 2021

nun

mrs pugh

mrs pugh the nun is so fit

by Armyyyy October 26, 2022

Nun fucker

A degenerate who fucks a nun.

He's a nun fucker.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019

Crumby Nun

Noun: Sex Act:
When a man cums into a raven-haired woman's mane and spreads it out with his hands so that it resembles a nun's habit. Note: the unfortunate recipient must have longer than shoulder-length hair. Dyed is preferred, especially if she just had her roots did.

I totally just gave Selma Hayek a Crumby Nun. I mean, she was definitely starving for work. No, I'm not less of a man for having sexual fantasies about the Flying Nun!

by Mr. Kowalski's sexplorium April 10, 2017