sharp as a nuns chisel

When a chainsaws quite sharp according to ed

"how's the 66 looking Ed?"
"Oo yeah sharp as a nuns chisel she is"

by Nomadrush June 15, 2023

gelatinous nun

A creamy, juicy nun; a nun you just need to go down on.

Man, look at that gelatinous nun!

by Unclearclairity February 13, 2023

Nun bashing

Rubbing a vagina till orgasm

She went and bashed the nun for JJ wick he loves her Nun bashing

by Jamesrugby October 9, 2023

Nun bashing

Rubbing a vaj jah jah till orgasm

She went and rubbed herself cause JJ Wick loves it when she does Nun bashing

by Jamesrugby October 9, 2023

Flying Nun

When a girl's pussy kisses your eyeball, like a reverse teabag Her clit lands on your eye and takes off again

I was asleep and woke up with a clit on my eye! She gave me a Flying Nun!

by Mr Blawt November 3, 2023

dumb shit don't know nun

When you go and ask a question and they don't know it but it's a simple question

Hey mark whats 2\2?

Oh it's 8

Dumb shit don't know nun

Bro it's 1

by Myaaagotbandzz November 15, 2023

The Dirty Nun Confessional

When she dresses up as a dirty nun. Set up two chairs, one on each side of a slightly open door. She confesses all the dirty things she wants done to her. You then proceed to satisfy every confession.

Kelly wanted The Dirty Nun Confessional last night, so after confession I tied her face down to the bed, spanked her bottom red, raw dogged her bottom and then finished on her face. The odd thing was she wanted me dressed as Santa.

by DT_S January 1, 2023