Norwegian

Coolest people around. Their country is beautiful and their weather is nice and cool. If you're Norwegian you are one of the greatest people alive. Norwegians are the most nice and most sophisticated people ever to walk the planet.

I'm Norwegian cos my great grandparents came from Norway.

by Olav August 12, 2007

norwegian wasps

Scary, Blood Raged, Disturbes "high times" when your on an outside porch.

Damn nigga look at those norwegian wasps!!! AHHHH motha fucka!!!
Take Justin, he has a nice body!

by nigga who need som weed August 27, 2006

norwegian

(n) Highly educated person.

Holy shit! That guy is driving a fuckin' BMW. He must surely be a Norweian!

by Hank Feynman April 19, 2005

Norwegian Double-Glory

Norwegian Double Glory is when two gay men lay faces to penises on a modified, lowered bunk-bed with two glory holes cut on each side. Mutual oral sex is then facilitated.

Norwegian Double-Glory example:

David: John, you wanna' fuck?
John: Yeah, I've only been doing Norwegian Double-Glories, so my ass is good to go.
John: Fucking awesome.

by dunkley22 December 1, 2011

Norwegian squeeze

An act so horrific it's punishable by death in 52 countries, and it is illegal to describe and teach it to others in the UK, USA and many more.

Lol, I'll give his hole a Norwegian squeeze

"Honey, please, drink driving is dangerous" "Shut up and get in the car or i'll give your mother a norwegian squeeze and she'll be limping home tonight!"

by paz123321123 October 17, 2012

Norwegian Icecap

When a man gets frost bite on the tip of his penis and it turns black.

"Dude, I got the worst Norwegian Icecap the other day"

by ChelseaGripnippIes December 28, 2012

norwegian fastball

When a man ejaculates into his own hand and then proceeds to throw it onto someone else.

"Dude, did you hear about Bobby? He gave this one chick a Norwegian Fastball at the party last night!"

by thekidoblique November 16, 2013