Tommy Turbo

when you whip your willy out and get it wet by piping the Mrs.

"Sayin pal? You gone Tommy Turbo with the Mrs yet?"
"Uno dah, rattled her to next week"
"Is right the bro, gwoooon"

by ElWackooo August 28, 2019

mega turbo

something that is more best than best; akin to fierce, arctic. also "turbo" or "mega turbo sweet".

"dude, i bought some mega turbo air jordans yesterday."

by porthos (3) September 27, 2008

Turbo Soup

When you need an energy boost and a good ol' regular chicken soup doesn't cut it, you may try adding some speed (amphetamine) to your soup for that EXTRA oomph.

There's also a gourmet turbo soup that uses cocaine instead of amphetamines.

You can also make turbo coffee, turbo choccy milk, turbo anything - just make sure you put enough uppers in it.

Why are you so hyped, did ya eat turbo soup for breakfast?

by svamenzi April 28, 2021

Turbo Jagoff

A term used for a person who takes being a jagoff to a new level. They amped it up or kicked it into "turbo" charge.

I accidentally dropped my friend's grande, double espresso, vanilla/carmel latte. He went all Turbo Jagoff on me, ranting, raving and swearing even though it's a GIRLY drink anyway!!"

"My asshole boss kicked it into Turbo Jagoff just because I was 15 minutes late for work.

by dinosaurglow June 29, 2011

turbo retard

when one is so retarded they surpass the typical level of stupid. common slang is "turbo tard".

1) "Jimmy you fucking idiot! Why did you fuck my sister you fuck turbo tard!"

2) Michael got hit by a bus and now he is turbo retarded.

by dick_daddy February 17, 2021

Turbo Gleek

The act of Gleeking (gleek) either in a consecutive manner, or a gleek that is projected over a large area of land.

Jordan: Damn, Brandon just turbo gleeked on Billy from the other side of the room

Billy: Owwww! i think its radioactive!!!
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Jordan: Oh my lord chris just gleeked like 10 times

Billy: Thats some turbo gleeking right there

by $JDizzY$ April 29, 2009

turbo limp

A type of majestic movement that frequently occurs when a person acquires some kind of leg or foot injury. The rhythm in which it often flows, goes with a sort of kick, flop, bounce. It can be perceived as a rather amusing movement, in an ultracrepidarian's eyes. However this cannot be taken lightly, as it is a serious sport in Sweden, and will soon be introduced to the Olympics.

Catherine turbo limped to the bus stop, in order to not miss her bus with her friend, Lucy on it.

by Ultracrepidarian May 17, 2017