Napkin

A small nap, usually 45 minutes or less.

I took a napkin in the back of the car while my parents drove me to another mandatory AA meeting for my 3rd DWI.

by Valentina Zzzzzz September 25, 2014

can i get a napkin

you're at lunch and choking on your food and you're asking for a napkin yet you sound like a demon and everyone is laughing at you instead

*eating nachos at lunch and starts choking* "can I get a napkin?"

by gayrights27 January 24, 2022

President napkin Ghandi

The kind intellegent leader of india that shares his valuable of chicken tikka masala with the bois, and for the bois. His knowledge has helped many cure their ass cancer and overcome LCS (Large Cock Syndrome).

person 1 : yo did u hear President napkin Ghandi's new talk?
person 2 : yea it cured my ass cancer

by potnooodle September 6, 2020

pee napkin

a fresh nap, ALSO known as toilet paper, but y know

OMG GUYS I JUST GOT 1111111111111100101010101010101 PEE NAPKINS!!!

by wlibuer October 21, 2021

dick napkin

Find something and use it as a condom!

Son: "Dad I need a condom."
Dad:"No you don't! Just use a Dick Napkin!"

by Anster2314 February 15, 2018

Napkin Baby

When your daddy cums in a napkin then your mom wipes with it and 9 months later ur ba is born

“mf is a napkin baby”

by hotmanass69 July 2, 2023

Napkin Joint

when the pocket on your booty shorts hangs out below your hemline which is only worn by basic white girls.

tinder boy:” gurrllll u basic, u got those shorts with them napkin joints”

girl:”wut”

by peterpan_69 May 29, 2018