The act in which a person inserts toilet paper into the opening of their anus and rams it up their colon with a "ramrod" (plunger, toilet brush, etc) and then releases the paper via flatulence, thus simulating the loading and firing of a musket.
by The Toilet Musketeer August 1, 2018
Get the The Musketmug. To insert a piece of Popping Candy, most notably Pop Rocks, into the urethra and proceed to be pushed down by a Sounding instrument. It is named after the action of reloading a muzzle-loaded long gun- also known as the Musket.
I finally convinced my husband to try the Red Musket! He said it felt better than having sex for the first time!
by repetitivedango February 25, 2023
Get the Red Musketmug. the musket gang is a group of guys that uses musket to kill brits or swedish people
they some times uses machine gun or rifels to kill brits or swedish people
they are men of culture and like thick women and men
they some times uses machine gun or rifels to kill brits or swedish people
they are men of culture and like thick women and men
British person "ow mate.. im going to shank this twat"
swedish person "dont do that he is a part of the musket gang, he will destroy you in a second with a musket
British person "sound quite scary... *sips tea* i think i will just play some football"
swedish person "okay see you around"
swedish person "dont do that he is a part of the musket gang, he will destroy you in a second with a musket
British person "sound quite scary... *sips tea* i think i will just play some football"
swedish person "okay see you around"
by Josva Gangster December 26, 2023
Get the Musket gangmug. by RockPaperSkittles March 15, 2024
Get the Elon Musketeermug. When you use your dick to pack ramen noodles deep into a girls pussy then she forces them back out into your mouth
Bro, me and my girl did the ramen musket last night
The noodles tasted amazing after being inside her
The noodles tasted amazing after being inside her
by Johnny-k17 June 3, 2019
Get the The Ramen Musketmug. Good friend I dare say, a fortnight ago I had the pleasure of performing The Musketeer on a young lass from the pub.
by Noodlesdude05 September 15, 2023
Get the The Musketeermug. The act of ejaculating one singular high-caliber shot of cum, and then having to "reload" for a while for your next "shot".
by SisypheanTaskmaster October 8, 2025
Get the Musket Cummingmug.