Well played Mushroom Salesman.
by Zapot April 05, 2010
Someone who works silently without much contact to the outside world. This person is usually only seen when they are handed new work and never informed of anything happening in the company.
Jim: Lately I've been the company mushroom.
Sue: What does that mean?
Jim: They feed me in the dark and feed me shit all day.
Sue: What does that mean?
Jim: They feed me in the dark and feed me shit all day.
by Zero-K April 13, 2006
by ZaphodJones March 10, 2011
To get all high and mighty on mushrooms. This is a state of being evinced by happiness, hallucinations, mightyness, and the epitome of awesome. This isn't a state to be undervalued. Envy those mushroomed up.
Dude: I'm going to get all mushroomed up and find god.
Other dude: That, good sir, is an aspiration of manly proportion.
Dude: That's the only way I do.
Other dude: That, good sir, is an aspiration of manly proportion.
Dude: That's the only way I do.
by Mac the other February 12, 2011
Any online space that is full of dic pics. Often these are posted without prompting by guys seeking validation that they don't have a teeny weenie or are trolling the waters for a quick slam.
Alternatively, a space full of dildos.
Alternatively, a space full of dildos.
Let's go to /soc/ and get lost in the Mushroom Forest.
Don't go in Jennie's room: it's a Mushroom Forest.
Don't go in Jennie's room: it's a Mushroom Forest.
by Tree Goblin May 14, 2020
Dudette: Hey, whatcha cooking?
Dude: Sauteed muggle mushrooms to pour over grilled chicken breast.
Dudette: Yum yum!
Dude: Sauteed muggle mushrooms to pour over grilled chicken breast.
Dudette: Yum yum!
by nygeek August 15, 2015
The stringy mushroom is when some bitch (or dude if you swing that way) sneezes on your dick wile giving a blow job, and when she pulls away snot hangs off of the dick like gooey strings hanging off of a mushroom.
by TheDarkShade June 15, 2012