mung rag

A Bar-Keeep's rag for sopping up spills.

I can't believe Dan took a shot of mung-rag drippings, and hasen't puked yet!

by Cnut Stolen December 14, 2004

ming mung

A minger covered in mung

That bitch is a dirty ming mung. She is minging and was also covered in 4 day old mung

by Rick** May 27, 2006

Mung Juice

When you few up a pregnant womans vagina, and then jump on her stomach. Everything that comes out is mung juice.

Someone: Mung juice, anyone?
Everyone: No.

by Puketastic February 13, 2008

tit mung

the nasty combination of lint and sweat that accumulates under unperky (usually fat,sloppy) tits.

when that fat bitch laid back i was lookin at two tit mung smiles

by bobbyt June 17, 2006

uncles mung

An exclamation used when you get to the ball first on a kickoff in rocket league.

Also when your mother or fathers brother tells you sweet sweet secrets and whispers them into your mouth or anus, usually with gusto and cream.

"Last night, Unky Preston gave my toot box a 30 minute Uncles Mung session. Now i am filled with secrets to be unloaded on the porcelain throne, where I hopefully will receive the kiss of a witch."

by Slam Dumpster December 13, 2017

Mung Penis.

A stank cock and balls. Wither and shut the fuck up.

a nigger mung penis.

by aleksandrie March 17, 2023

Mung-Guz

A human being who mung's food at a ridiculous rate and guzzles liquid at an even more ridiculous rate.

Person 1: Hey where did all the salami go, I bought a kilo of it yesterday.
Person 2: I dunno, I think person 3 ate it all.
Person 1: What a mung-guz

by aikman14 April 05, 2011