Skip to main content

mr sandman

A song written by the Chordettes.

Lyrics:
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Give him two lips like roses and clover (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over
Sandman, I'm so alone (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Don't have nobody to call my own (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
Give him the word that I'm not a rover
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over
Sandman, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Mr. Sandman (yes) bring us a dream
Give him a…
by lucas x william November 6, 2020
mugGet the mr sandman mug.

Mr. Lawler

The only real world living human replica of Gordan Freeman, Half Life's main character.
Hey marsh lets go ask Gordan Freeman (Mr. Lawler) to use his gravity gun to fly us to Xactek!!1!
by David Walter Rolph January 5, 2009
mugGet the Mr. Lawler mug.

mr schamp

A Type of teacher who will kill you in the halls for running, and buys 50 orders of hot dogs on Amazon and God knows what he does with them
Person1: Dude johnny boi (the hall monitor) is a mr schamp I saw him buying 50 hot dogs

Person2: Um Michael I think those were not hot dogs
person1: OH GOD...
by xX_Legend27_Xx February 1, 2017
mugGet the mr schamp mug.

mrs george

Mrs George is a big fat ugly low life son of a bitch
by I hate mrs george December 10, 2016
mugGet the mrs george mug.

Mr. Eaton

Mr eaton is a bald red bearded Santa clause that comes to your house at night and cuts his hair with your teeth while you're sleeping. You can find him on the street begging people for red hair. Often asks kids to come in his van and touch his large beard.
by Wehsbbdbdjsj April 9, 2015
mugGet the Mr. Eaton mug.

Mr. Hammer

A flaming faggot who sucks the largest cocks. He loves to blow his "horn". He is married to what looks like to be his sister. On occasion, he and P-Bone have a gay relationship in which they shove their instruments up each other's ass holes until they reach the climax of their orgasms. BAND HORNS UP! *clap**clap*
P-Bone: "Yo yo Mr. Hammer, I got my practice records for the nine weeks. Is there any extra credit I can do?"

Mr. Hammer: "Aww yeah, I got some 'extra credit' for you."
by Rifaat August 1, 2012
mugGet the Mr. Hammer mug.

mr. arps

Mr. Arps just fucked my ass again, thats the 3rd time this week!
by juliopablofelipetaco December 5, 2014
mugGet the mr. arps mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email