mossessive

When a female is over-possessive of her gay male friends.

Leslie is totally mossessive of Joe, it's so pathetic.

by Leslie Bea May 30, 2008

mosties

More then most.

Better then most or anything close to being the best but with more , Mosties

I love you the mosties.

by PpUoSuSnYder February 13, 2019

The Moses

A driving maneuver where two cars in the same lane change to opposite lanes simultaneously opening a path where a third car (you) can shoot through.

I was stuck in behind a tow truck and a bus when they both did The Moses. For whatever reason, it happens all the time around me. - D. Bruch

by D. Bruch May 11, 2009

Pulling a Moses

When, against all odds and expectations, one is successful in spreading a woman's ass cheeks for first time penetration as if Moses had parted the Red Sea for legions of followers.

I tried pulling a Moses on my old lady last night but she squirmed away and told me the sea would never be parted for my pleasure.

by Jersey Gourmet January 15, 2012

Motesart

A dude who wrote classical music.

Motesart's cool

Lol ttlly

by motesart's awesome March 21, 2009

spooky moster

When you have sex with a girl in a darkened closet, and having completed the act, step out of the closet and slide open the other door of the closet, to reveal a black man wearing either a tuxedo, or nothing at all besides a top hat and a bow tie, who, after being spotted by the girl, proceeds to tip his hat and say "surprise" or sometimes "boo".

"Dude, i tried to a pull the spooky moster on some chick the other night, but she called the cops."

by The Fox September 25, 2005

Moses Red Sea-Splitter

When you are having sex with a girl during her period, and, as did Moses, you proclaim "Let my penis go!" and you part her red sea...

Yo Keyshawn, hear about Jamal "Milf Man" Jackson? He gave that shortie a Moses Red Sea-Splitter last night. Eat that, Maxipads!

by Mr. Potato Head Jr. August 7, 2006