Monkey Whacker

The brief but agressive reciprocal hand job delivered but two older men before they leave the sauna, quickly finishing before any other guests arrive.

Grandpa wanted to get into the cabin with Grandma but quickly pulled a Monkey Whacker with Fred to keep all parties happy.

by BobbyScott June 25, 2016

Monkey

Wonderful creature that is often found running around Six Flags Magic Mountain.

Did you just see the monkey on X?

by Patrik April 2, 2003

Sauce Monkey

(n): A short and stocky person of Italian descent.

You need some cement poured? I know a mason named Guido Joe in the union, he’s a real sauce monkey.

by BD_Joe November 9, 2020

monkey ranch

This is a place that is disorderly and poorly run, with wild populations, such as a psychiatric facility or school without effective leadership

Lunch is over, see you back at the monkey ranch!

by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020

Monkey Nuts

A fully loaded 50 to 100 Round Drum Magazine for an Assault Rifle, Smg, or Pistol

"i got a New Ar-15 with monkey nuts hangin off the bottom"

by Brady_Rollies May 12, 2022

reg monkey

An academic whose research consists of the stata commands reg, ivregress, robust, and vce().
The term is a reference to the old adage that a million monkeys randomly typing at a million typewriters would eventually produce Shakespeare. To understand the term, just replace typewriters with "computers with stata" and shakespeare with "insightful economics."

We make fun of reg monkeys, but we also laugh at theorists.

by emanlearruoy April 7, 2017

monkey loader

A zoologist whose job it is to manually impregnate female monkeys using the sperm of male monkeys, utilizing hand-held pump devices which have a tendency to splatter.

*woman enters room drenched in a viscous, sticky, white fluid.*

Zoologist 1 : Oh my Lord !

Zoologist 2 : Relax, she's just a monkey loader having a bad day.

by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018